How To Win 1st Place in Malaysian Art Competition

1) Have no sense of taste.
2) Make sure there is ALOT of spelling mistake
3) Have no sense of taste. Yes, i meant to repeat that.
4) Make sure the colours doesnt match.
5) Copy some other people's work round-round (bulat-bulat)
6) Put a bunch of gay flowers.
7) Put ALOT ALOT of gay flowers.
8) Make sure ur artwork kiss some politicians ass.
9) Again, have no sense of taste.
10) Make sure there is NO concept.
11) Dont be original. Like at all.
12) Cut and paste with NO concept.
13) SPAM photoshop BRUSHES.
14) HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF TASTE.
15) Promote some stupid illusional non-existant good Malaysia moral
16) Try to imitate the poster that i just show u.
17) Dip ur artwork in toilet bowl and send it.
18) Bribe. VERY IMPORTANT.
19) Sleep with the judges.