Financial Advice OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! by Dr.Algebra Sim Foo Tong

If you are a college student and u have RM1000 in ur hand and u r wondering what u shud do with it. SPEND IT ALL U IDIOT!!! WHAT?! U PLANNING TO SAVE IT???! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahaha IT'S LIKE RACIAL EQUALITY IN MALAYSIA, IT NEVER WORKS!!!! Buy sumthing big that u normally have no discipline or self dignity to save up for like an Ipod, Itouch, Isqueeze or a Russian mail order bride. You can shove all those "keep-some-money-for-rainy-days-umbrella" crap in the nearest drain u can find coz IT NEVER WORKS for college kids.If u have RM1000 in ur pocket and u happen to walk around the mall, you are propably thinking,"Ah, i have a thousand bucks in my pocket, i can afford some lunch at Nando, ah i have a thousand bucks in my pocket i can afford to watch that movie AGAIN! i have a thousand bucks in my pocket, i can afford to have breakfast, lunch, dinner and why-the-hell-i-am-still-eating-at-this-time at TGI Frday, oh i have a thousand bucks in my pocket, i can afford rm30 worth GOD-KNOWS-WHY-I-BOUGHT-THIS-CRAP-FOR
from sum direct sales person" and before u knew u can kiss ur rm1000 goodbye coz it s gone with comercialised winds.But if u go on and buy sumthing big, u not only have a new gain strength to resist expensive succulent food (coz ur broke) but u also bought urself some new found excuse to avoid MY-FATHER-DONT-PRINT-MONEY-TO-GO-TO-THIS-HIGH-CLASS-EVENTS events by saying "I 'm broke quaer, quaer, quaer :-)" with a sprinkle of sarcastic smile on top :-). And if u r a girl, even better, u can invest on jewellery such as diamond, gold or silver. You not only can wear them to parties and be the coolest girl in town for the rare 15 minutes of ur life, when the wind of 15 minuted fame stop blowing at u, u can sell em of for higher price and thats like killing 3 birds and a terrorist with ONE STONE. Diamond that is.And u are into religious theologiist, why not invest it into charities, coz money is a lifetime investment, but ur soul is an after life assurance.