Holiday Post #1

My holiday is ruined! ahhhhhh! Because my house is constantly under construction i cant go out coz i have to freaking take care of the house ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhh! At the first few daysof the construction looks like this

Happy

Have you ever been so happy about what is gonna happen tomoro that u wish u will just fall asleep so that u will fast forward to that day?

Latest news

SHE CAME BACK!

This is honestly in my work report

After three months of the practical training program arranged by KDU for student to get experience in the outside world, I have learned a fair amount of lesson both academically and behavior. Practical Training was a bitter sweet experience for me. To be honest, I did be lying if I say I enjoyed this practical training because the last few months, was by far one of the scariest and shocking phase of my life. It certainly had its fun side to it for example learning new skills to realize my artwork and also meeting a new range of people in the working world but most of the time, I was afraid; I had never been more scared in my life.

Going to work was equivalent to going to a battlefield for me, feeling like I was sent to a warzone of unknown danger. I felt I was ill prepared both mentally, behavior wise and in skills which is all entirely my fault for not concentrating more in class last time. At work, I was afraid the boss would ask me to do something that I did not have the skills to do yet and was afraid whether my boss would accept my ideas. I truly regretted all those times I could have utilized to improve my skills before my practical training. I felt like a soldier thrown into a battlefield without a gun. I was terrified till the point I was constantly sick.

The fear was a good thing, because out of the fear, it managed to drill in a few lessons through my thick stubborn numb skull about good working ethics. Before practical training, I was constantly late to appointments and coming to this training has taught me the importance of punctuality. It also taught me the importance of efficiency in work and that things need to be done fast and well. Meeting up with dateline is important because in the real world, clients will not give you 5 minute allowance or a day of postponed datelines. Not meeting up with deadlines not only would cause trouble to us but also it might waste other people’s time.

Academically wise, I have learned so much skills. I have learned to use programs like Sketchup and 3d Studio Max which I was clueless to before this. I have learned how to put materials on 3d models, rendering views and also how to draw detail drawings using Autocad.

Other than that, I also learn about things like how to converse with contractors and clients using professional terms and also had the opportunity to look at how things are constructed. I also learn about materials, what are cost friendly and what are not and doings designs that are more practical and easily acceptable by clients

I hereby would like to thank numerous people which help me through this Practical Training. First, I would to thank my boss, Benjamin Lim for his patience and kindness in sharing his knowledge to me and I have truly regretted for burdening him at times. Would also like to thank him for the opportunity he had given me to work in his company which was a good learning experience. I would like to thank my lecturers in KDU for their constant guidance through my internship and for giving me a rough guide line of what I should and should not do in internship.

Other than that I would like to use this opportunity to thank two of my friends, one is Elyas, for he had help me go through the first week of my internship which was tough for me because I did not know how to render and use 3d max yet. He had taught me everything he knew and was a constant moral support to me as a friend through the remainder of the internship. The second friend I would like to thank is my colleague, KY Ooi, for he too was a constant support to me throughout the internship as we are the only two employees in the company and many times had to depend on each other. Also would like to thank him for keeping me company and we have certainly shared a fair share of fun in our working life. I would also like to thank God for He is the person I could depend on when all else fails. Last but not least I would like to thank my parents and my sister for they have been effortlessly trying to help me with my working life by forcing me to wake up early and constantly calls me to check whether I was doing fine.

Overall I could only say, practical training was a bitter sweet experience and was glad I went through it as it was a good learning experience and a big wakeup call for me.

A normal convo in Foo Tong's family

Scenario 1

Me: Dad u always look down on saying i'll be beggar and stuff like that when i was young.

Dad: i where got say u become beggar...i say u become MPPP only (serious tone)

Scenario 2

Dad: i din come all the way from KL just to hear u argue with ur mom.

Me: But dad, mum is very naughty.

Dad: Ya....i know ur mom is naughty (Mom was beside dad)

The Buzz Lightyear Model Kit

Been wanting to blog about this for a long time but didnt had the time coz i was busy, yes, Foo Tong can be busy too u noe hahaha i noes its a little childish but i bought myself, with my own money, a Buzz Lighyear model kit from toy'r'us coz i am a huge fan of Buzz lightyear since i was a kid. The box says for children 5 and above, i am 5 above! it din say where the age shud stop so i pretty much am legitimate to play this sort of thing. In ur face!

this is the manual on how to assemble the buzz lightyear, well i thought "its not exactly rocket science" so i tot i din have to follow the manual, BAD IDEA.

this is the box

these are the pieces, ignore my leg (gosh i really have bad skin huh)

Well as mentioned, at first i din want to follow the manual, bad idea, coz this model kit, if u ever connect the wrong pieces together ITS VERY HARD to disconnect the pieces again. I ALMOST PEEL MY FINGER NAIL OFF. So i thought i follow the manual, turns up, even if u follow the manual precisely, you will still GET IT WRONG DARN! And they say it's for kids above 5?! The toy designer is a bit ambitious lo. If a 5 year old were to try to assemble the pieces they would get frustrated and start swallowing the pieces. I noe i said its not rocket science, IT IS ROCKET SCIENCE. 5 and above pffff hahahah. Well in the end what u get is pretty worth the effort, and they also give some colouring pad and some like cute stickers but i wont upload the colouring pad, coz it will make my toy look childish.(and also i lost it) If a kid were to buy this, probably the adults will be the one fixing it while the kids just colour the colouring pads and play with the stickers

this is a product of long hours of torture and torment.

the stickers, which i end up sticking in my laptop instead of the colouring pad.

Chen Zen Legend of the fist review

lazy review this movie, just imagine Ip Man,....in superhero costume THE END. The bad guys are Japanese duh Chinese ppl never forgive so Japanese will ALWAYS be bad guys in Chinese movies. JK JK Chinese ppl like anime and sushi.Not exactly super hero costume just that he needs to hide his identity when he whack the Japanese b*stards, i mean the ones in the movie, i am not racist, i love the ones who provide me Naruto and Bleach. Ok fine, my review not attractive enough?, imagine Ip Man, in superhero costume, stripped naked. Good enuff girls?! GO WATCH. Ok fine, on more serious note, love the action, the fights are great, deep plot only advise pls dun walk in the cinema expecting an Ip Man 3. coz its not, more talks and plots than Ip Man which is good, coz it gives the story some value, not to say Ip Man has no value, just MORE value. Uh.... ok....good movie, walk in to this movie with no expectation of Ip Man 3 u be fine. i give this movie 10 star out of 10.

a poem for you to give to her

I rest my weary head upon your chest,

so close i could hear your heartbeat,

like sounds of sweet lullaby,

that sway me off to sleep,

i feel the warmth of your breath,

soothing like summer breeze,

your eyes leads a passage to your soul,

which i could lay my soul to ease,

(ARGH...lazy continue)

sda

asd

Movies i watch lately

Step Up 3d is one of those movies where the action is so good u dun really give a crap how sucky, predictable and illogical the storyline is. People dancing in the middle on the street with props all arrange nicely along the way WHO CARES ITS A GOOD MOVIE. Kids that din work but yet can afford a big room with high tech equipment all in it to practice their dance. WHO CARES GOOD MOVIE! clothes thats has laser beams in them which i dunno where they find the money to afford consider they dun work WHO CARES GOOD MOVIE. The dance is superb, make me want to pursue my dancing career (IF i ever have one) and the music choice for the movie is one of the best i ever listen, so good i want to make a playlist just for the music of step up 3d. Tho i din watch in 3d so i dunno how pop out the popping shud be but WHO CARES ITS A GOOD MOVIE even when it's 2d. And i try not to watch too much 3d movie...i scared my eyes would stop understanding 2d movies.

Resident Evil 3d

Again i watch the 2d version instead of 3d coz, ONE, i scared my eyes would stop understanding 2d movies and TWO, i am a cheapskate. It wasnt that BAD but Resident evil franchise are one of those movies u say to urself 'Some shit never dies" and i am not talking bout the zombies, they KEEP MAKING SEQUELS even tho it was not THAT good, not bad, just not THAT good. When resident 3 came out, it was so sucky, it din have a direct storyline, ppl just run around in circles avoiding zombies, and at the end of the movie, they make it such big deal that there is gonna be a sequel as tho this one was THAT good, so as i watch Resident Evil 4 i tot its gonna be the last one, NOPE, they intro a new villain at the end, like OMG give the characters a break and let them live happilly ever after! PLS! This one aint that bad, much better that resident 3 , the action much better and introducing that guy with big hammer so cool, i always like guys with big hammers. It was ok but wasnt that good for ppl to expect a sequel. Resident evil kinda reminds me of Friday the 13th franchise...first two movie might be ok after that they keep making and making sequels Friday the 13th, Jason is BACK., Friday the 13th, Jason VISITS NEW YORK till at one point they have a movie with the concept of "Jason.................................in SPACE!!!!" called Jason x. Not joking. not.

King Of Fighter Review

I wont start my blog post with "King Of Fighter SUCKS" lets be nice now, we all have mothers....and it wasnt THAT sucky like street fighter Chun Li version (half way thru street fighter i forgot what i was watching) The thing is, before they make this movie evryone noes it's gonna suck but at least make a good sucky movie. I dun mind watching good sucky movie coz its kinda like a guilty pleasure to me where u just watch senseless violance on the screen and not have to crack ur head to noe whats happening like Inception. First of all , story line, this movie TRIES too hard to have a storyline. B4 i watch this movie i already noe the storyline is gonna suck, u cant blame the director, ANY video game storyline that gets translated into movie probably gonna suck coz in movie u cannot have characters talking like this, "I have to collect the Power orbs to gain the shield of immortality so that i can UPGRADE to level 30!!!" but atleast dun try so hard, half the movie involves the "fighters" investigating the paranormal. and dun get me started with the script writing, in this movie u have one of THE MOST CHEESIEST lines ever like," Follow ur destiny!","Believe in urself!" or "U kill my father I KILL U!" (not exact phrasing but sumthing like that) The cheesiest line is probably when they wanted to visit a guy in the hospital, this is wat the nurse said "He has locked himself in his own world, his own lonely world" NO AVERAGE PAID GOVERMENT WORKER WILL EVER TALK LIKE THAT! Ok the fighting scene is okay. MUCH better than Street Fighter where people just stand around take a few kicks...and die. Abit more action in the fight but sumtimes it gets a little blurry u dunnoe who is hitting who. Ok the characters may NOT use the moves they use in the game, cant really blame the director for that coz imagine Terry does his bicycle spinning kick in the movie, its not even logical, nobody can spin their body like that, but ATLEAST TRY to make it a LITTLE similiar to the game for example, not giving Kyo a FREAKING SWORD. Yes i am not joking, he fight with a sword in the whole movie and at the end of the movie...IT TURNS INTO A FREAKING LIGHT SABER! Not joking man, not joking. One thing i appreaciate about the movie is how detaily they explain why people can do flaming kicks and Hardogen! flaming balls saying that when they into a different dimension they can do all those. Ok, not bad. Ok next, character similarity, again, dun blame the director for not making the character look exactly like the video games, lets face it, Japanese will never have natural Red hair or blonde hair. But look at Terry Bogard compared with the movie and the game.

Not to say he is not handsome just...he is not very Terry. The Iori was ok. The Kyo was American. The Mai, oh well Maggie Q and she seem to be more like the main character in the movie.

i din make the picture above, some other haters did.

What to do with my first pay check?

1.Belanja me family makan. (Something cheap la. I have a BIG family OK!)

2.Fix my ex-handphone.

3.Buy Elyas and Cheese a "thank you" present

4.Save some in bank (just jk, as though i will do that! Biggest joke of the year) Watch movie cow cow.

5. Fund for Buzz Lightyear action figure! (put in RM60 first in the fund, next pay check i shall put in more)

6.Buy Tachikoma action figure.

7. Buy a new Bible, old Bible punya cover coming off and i think...some pages missing.

hmmmmmm with the pay i get, propably could just do no 1, 3 and 7 T.T hopefully got bonus, dream big Foo Tong, dream big.

Achieving The Designer Look

To be a designer...or at least to look like a designer, all u need is.....

a gay-ish scarf

an iphone

a trench coat

a straight backbone

a fedora

and somehow u have have a cup of Starbuck coffee on your hand like ALL THE TIME.

thick frame glasses

and ofcoz a Buzz Lightyear poss-able action figure YAY!

And please remember to add a depress look on your face like ALL THE TIME for no reason ..ahhhh the designer look completed

Well cut long short, short cut long, if u have all those things you will look roughly like the picture below.

My bouncy butt

Its funny i rather update my blog than updating my intern work report. Ahhh that can wait, i probably just write, day 1 render, day 2 render day 3 render.... coz that's MOSTLY wat i do anyway, i dun get any autocad drawing much coz boss probably thinks he has to redraw them anyway. But really thank God i got plenty of designing work YAY but do notice designing in the real world and the fake world KDU is MUCH MUCH MUCH different. Here u have to be cost frenly, simple and mostly...uncreative. And there seems to be an unwritten rule of ABSOLUTELY no curve shape in ur design. If u r sitting at ur computer happily and the boss catch u designing curvy stuff, he chop ur head off, well not literally. U cant even start a sentence with the word curve. "CURVE...." "NO!" darnnnn hahahhaha but i do understand curvy shapes are of unnecessary wastage, waste space and waste effort. So pretty much these days me designs look like cupboard cut outs. Pretty cool. Me boss is super cool and i do notice having a boss like that does help u save money. If u go out with him ur meals are always free, well not always, there is this one time we went like a semi-expensive restaurant, me and my colleague order like nobody business only to realise we have to pay them ourselves DARN! and if u are fetching ur boss, always make sure ur petrol meter is empty, that way, by adding a pitiful face, u get a fuLl tank YAY WELL RM50 IS CONSIDER FULL TANK TO ME COZ NORMALY I JUST PUMP LIKE RM10 SUMTIMES WORST...RM5. Well lately working my ass off, like literally working my ass off like me ass just came off from my body coz i work too hard. Like just fell off and bounce around. I have a bouncy butt yum yum.

crappy poem

Love makes a man jump in joy,
Like a kid who is given a brand new toy,
to rush to the phone when she calls,
to stalk her evrynight on her facebook wall,
Love makes a man wants to sing,
like sweet melody of bird in the morning.
and start listening to korean pop song,
while driving in a car singing along
Love makes a man use their brain,
to sing and dance under the rain,
to start watching Lindsay Lohan movies
to endure 2 hours of crappy love stories
Love makes a man share their food,
to have PMS and random mood,
to put on deodorant and cologne,
to wait for her message on the phone

Working life

when i first went into the working world i was a little culture shock, do u noe, when ur boss says he want the thing by today, he really mean it? Ok i bet u guys knew that already but I DONT, so i had to stay back til i finish my work on the first day. And do u noe, when u punch ur card to end work, U STILL HAVE TO WORK AT HOME?! HOMEWORKS?! Yea, and the biggest surprise was, NO CUPS! U HAVE TO BRING UR OWN CUP FOR DRINKS! :-O Really want to thank Elyas, Cheese, my sisters, my brother, my dad, my grandma, my mama and my dog for being with me thru out the ordeal. First day was very stress out. Thank God i made it thru. Hahaha i was late 1 minute on the first day. NOT BAD....for my standard la

Review for....all the movie i watched lately haha

i have like tonnes of crap to do yet i am blogging hahaha so gonna review all the movie i watched lately in a bulk haha

Despicable Me- Good movie, laugh my ass off, better than toy story i feel. Every time they make these kind of 3d animation movie they will surely slip in one or two SUPER DUPER CUTE character like Agnes and those minions. Good for merchandising to make money.Imagine they make the minions into a soft toy, ppl will surely trade their mothers (not literally...siao meh) to buy the soft toys and like pinch the cheeks till the soft toy rip apart.People are crazy you know..After this movie, a lot of ppl keep using the line "ITS SO FLUFFY I AM GONNA DIE!" to .... EVERYTHING! "Its so SPICY I am gonna die!" "it's so SEXY i am gonna DIE!" "it's so SUCKY i am gonna DIE" Yea, when Agnes do it it was cute, but when u guys u do it, "u gonna die? good" hahaha just jk. Below is a video of the real voice actor for Agnes. she is as cute as Agnes!!!!! Can i buy her, can i ?can i? I promise i provide her food hahahaha just jk

Inception-ok this movie is about ppl dreaming and the whole city being wrap up like sandwich. Good movie. I havent seen a movie this GOOD since The Dark Knight, wait, same director no wonder. Ok, this movie u have to pay attention, when u eat ur pop corn make sure u dun chew too loud or not u'll miss what they talking about.Good movie, when the city is wrap up, everyone went wet.

poem

Among us both,

thanks for being the stronger one,

a steady pillar which i could lean on,

thanks for staying

when everyone else is gone,

thanks for lending a shoulder,

for my tired mind to lean on,

When i speak of my worries

Thanks for being the hearing end,

when i feel lonely,

thanks for being a good friend,

I am a little disorientated

but i know it will soon, end,

Please hold on to me

for as long as you can

I am not well right now, but i'll soon get better,

theres is always a rainbow after a stormy weather,

thanks for bearing with me

through the hardship and the pain,

thanks for sheltering me

through the thunder and the rain

you keep me grounded

when there's a hurricane,

I just need to trust you,

with a little more faith,

may we be never loose each other,

for the remainder of our days

Predators review

Ok, dun mistaken it for the first movie, Predator, this is Predatorssss with an "s" on the back, plural. Yea! Predators make babies too ok, so now there are a lot of predators. This is the third movie in the whole Predator franchise. I refuse to consider "Alien vs Predator" series as part of the whole Predator franchise. Coz they SUCK! Even the movie tag line for it sucks. Ok in the Alien movie poster, the tagline is, "In space, no one can hear u scream" which sounds cool but in Alien vs Predator 2, the tagline is "In space, no one can hear you scream, but on earth, EVERYBODY can" What the heck?!!! Doesn't even make sense, so what if people can hear u scream, they will come and help you, isn't that a good thing?! STUPID CRAP! Let me summaries the whole Alien vs Predator 2 in one sentence, a bunch of teenagers, running around, being chased by predators....and aliens, all die THE END (ok not ALL dead but almost all). I mean in Predator one, the main character is Arnold Schwarzenegger, buff and macho, can fight back but in Alien vs Predator 2, you have a bunch of stupid teenagers who go swimming in the dark even tho the town is under attack by Aliens and Predators......need i say more... and let me tell you sumthing more stupid abt that movie, at the end, it is review that, the BIGGEST bad guy was....a creature called.....Predalien (Predator + Alien) =.=" i mean a bit predictable la, movie name "Alien vs Predator"...bad guy...Predalien. Ok back to the review for Predatorssssss, this is really a good movie with a little hint of Saw, yea, a bunch of ppl are captured and put in a forest and hunted by Predators like a game. Really intense action and you will actually wish the characters survive, unlike Alien vs Predator 2, where u dun even give a rat's ass whether the charactersdie, ok have to stop hating Alien vs Predator 2...BUT IT SUCKS! CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! IT SUCKS!!! IT SUCKS!!!IT SUCKSSS!!!! ALIEN VS PREDATOR 2 SUCKS, THE POSTER SUCKS, THE STORY LINE SUCKS, THE CHARACTER SUCKS, THE ACTION SUCKS, THE POPCORN I WAS EATING WHILE WATCHING IT SUCKS, THE FACT I HAD TO WATCH IT TWO TIMES SUCKS!!! ALIEN PREDATOR 2 SUCKSSSSSSSSS!!!! ok predators rock, u guys have to watch it but.......... ALIEN VS PREDATOR 2 SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Is it me or does the predator looks like it is wearing fishnet stockings.

Toy Story 3

OK ....tell me u guys cried at the end.....SERIOUSLY only me?! Crap! Have to brush up my manliness. Because of Toy Story....for a long time when i was a kid, i believed that toys were alive thats why i still dont dare to throw them away (which explains why my bedroom still looks like some Kindergarten playroom). Almost all my toys is still in good condition, coz i feel spoiling it will be an equal crime as killing a cat. Cat killers are MEAN! Gosh! I always match make all my toys."The teddy bear marries the Action Man, The transfomer marries the Gundams" Disney movies really mess up little kids' minds. Or is it just me ? Hahahahaha anyway, this is a good movie, reminds me the joy of being a kid. Kid's these days, no longer play with toys, now they have Ipod, PSP Xbox. U cant make a movie with those crap! Gadget Story 3? "Yo i am an Ipod, i'm better than HTC"

Old Poem form Deviant art that i wrote

Captivated by the way your face catches the light,
as the good light bounces off your face,
so soft yet blinding,
the way your hair prance as it is carressed by the whirling wind,
your deep dark eyes mirror no horizzon,
as you stare a daze when you ponder upon your worries,
You stand tall as a pinnacle of my yearnings.
If my desires did exist in a form, it did looks of you.
If all this is only a trickery of the mind
then it is the best the devil ever pulled.
Coz it got me,
it got me good.

Damaged by TLC my all time favourite song, GREAT lyrics, Video on the bottom

I know I'm kind of strange
to you sometimes
don't always say
what's on my mind
you know that I've been hurt by some guy
but I dont wanna mess up this time

and I really really really care
and I really really really want you
and I think I'm kinda scared
cause I don't want to lose you
if you're really really really there
then maybe you can hang through
I hope you understand
It's nothing to you

my heart's at a low
I'm so much to manage
I think you should know
that I've been damaged
I'm falling in love
there's one disadvantage
I think you should know
that I've been damaged

I might look through you're stuff
for what I don't want to find
or I might just set you up
to see if you're all mine
I'm a little paranoid
from what I've been through
you don't know what you've got yourself into

and I really really really care
and I really really really want you
and I think im kinda scared
cause I don't want to lose you
if you're really really really there
then maybe you can hang through
I hope you understand
It's nothing to you

Karate Kid outing Weee

Last Wednesday i went to watch Karate Kid with Michele, Eddie, Melvin, Melvin+na, Ah Beh, Summer, John and Stephanie they all, basically alot of people la. Very sad Elyas cant come, i have no one to make funny comments coz sumhow my jokes dun register to other ppl's frequency hahahaha i think the only comment i made was about a Chinese kid who looks like Luiz. They heard Luiz's name, they laughed hahah. He does! Haha, At first i always tot the Karate Kid franchise is kinda cheesy, sounds like a superhero, "Hey yo i am the Karate Kid, i know Karate!!!" its either that or some western people weird obsession over Japanese culture. Turns out it is probably one of the best movie of the year, and for ONCE a movie which actually REAL moral values. The moral value is, chinese ppl can kick ass, so can black ppl. Anyway the bad guy again is so bad ass i wan to drill them with something sand papery, hard, has thorns, rotates and vibrates. TAKE IT U DAMMIT! Was kinda clapping when the main character whoop the guy's ass. But one thing tho, the ending is kinda like, whut?! end ade?! which is good coz means that the movie was so good we wanted more. Anyway, after the movie we went to eat in Green House and talk the usual crap. I learned sumthing new, Do u noe that girl's dun take off their skirt when they go pee? yea those crap haha.

Buttbook

Facebook is getting crowded, we should start a new internet social crap called Buttbook. Instead of poking each other, you spank. "Michele spanked you, spank back?" and instead of writing on walls u write on people's butt cheek. "Elyas wrote something on your left butt cheeks" Left buttcheeks for personal message and the right one for crap. And evryone is compulsory to upload the pic of their butt. I am sure ppl will mistaken Cody's profile picture for a moon. HAHAHA what an idea

Convo Convo!

It's been long since I last blog, this place is getting dusty. Ok, yesterday went convo-ing with Cheese which was fun. CONVO definition, riding around a place with motorbike while singing Backstreet songs. I had to meet Cheese at Mcd at 10 am, again, i am late but this time still ok, only like 30 minutes late. Ok laaaa sorry Cheese. Ok first we go Air Itam to eat breakfast. Use to go "Ah Ping" coffee shop with Luiz and gang during the first semester so thought it is a good idea to bring Cheese. The "char koay kak" there is probably the best in Penang. And i heard the nasi kandar there, people drive from Singapore just to eat it (either that or my dad was lying to me) and the rm1.20 coffee ice there is better than star bucks, no lie! Cheese had the nasi kandar but he was kinda neutral bout it haih~I had wan tan mee, char koay kak, guleng ice and coffee ice. I am fat. After that we went the paya terubong mountain go to balik pulau and from there we drove to Batu Feringghi. In the middle of the mountain-y road we stopped to camwhore hahahah. After that we went to Elyas dad's habitat chowrasta to eat ice kacang and chendul yum. Lala mall was near thought of going there to play some street fighter, well, he played, i fell asleep in the noisy arcade. I am a heavy sleeper. I realise i was late to go teach kid's english so i asked him whether i could go back. I accompanied him to eat lunch in Mcd, he bought me a Sunday chocalate. How sweet! I meant the ice cream hahah joking Cheese and the ice cream was sweet. Anyway thank you Cheese for the great day. *hugs*

Lala mall outing and Melvina's porn

Ok, really sleepy right now, so i am gonna make this blog a 2 in 1. Yesterday we went to my home town, Lala mall. Woah! i can almost memorize the autocad drawing of the mall, tell me what u want to buy i show u the shop. The trip consist of me, my bro-mance brother Elyas, my ex-wife Divya, my spankable buddy Eddie, my sweet chubby butt Cheese, my tissue breast Azlin, my sweet honey cake Michele, my porn "reading" friend Malvina (get to that later). Through out the trip, i cant seem to see Eddie anywhere coz he seem to blend in with Lala mall. hahah Joking. So we ate in Oasis, our appetizer was a load crap of dirty jokes mostly about Azlin's 90 degree flat plane airport landing breast. Hhahahahahah joking, Azlin you have lump-tious breast dont worry. In the conversation we realise alot of stuff about each other, for example, Malvina like to "read" porn not watch them, well we learn about that...well that's about it.. Anyway nothing much, we went to IB meeting, thank God no straws this time, and Cheese is the new vice president yay clap clap clap. Thanks Elyas for the ride to Lala mall....TWICE...and i like LALA mall so much...i went THRICE coz at night i went with Kaho to buy disc.Ok drums roll, time for......

MALVINA'S PORN

Ong Jun Peng (oooo reading guys name turns her on)

Sim Peng Sai ( oooo oooo oooo)

Bo Chai Leong (ooooo oooo ooooo)

Kaiti VALENTINO (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Lim Mi Lo (AH AH AH)

Muhammed Ali bin Subaidah bin Kassim Mustapha (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LONG NAME TURNS HER ON EVEN MOREEEEEE)

Fish Ball Choking Survey

1.Do you know, statistic says, a certain amount of death of children is caused by choking on fish ball while eating fish ball?
A.Yes
B.No

2.Do you know what is fish ball choking?
A.Yes
B.No

3.What?! Explain, explain!
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4.Do you know it's very serious? Do you know it's very serious? Do you? Do you? It's very serious ok!
A.Ok ok ok
B. Yada Yada

5.What's wrong with you???!!!!
A.What The Heck!!!!
B. Chill chill

6.Do you think fish ball choking is a laughing matter?
A. Yes (F you!)
B. No

7.If there was an organization to warn people about the hazards of eating fish ball, what do you think it should be called?
A. Awareness Against Fish Ball Choking (A.A.F.B.C.)
B. Petition Against Spherical Food (P.A.S.F.)
C. Anti Chinese Food Club a.k.a. Ima A Racist
D. United Against Balls (U.A.B.)

8.How are you?
A. Good.
B. Hi!!!

9.What should u do when someone is choking on fish ball?
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Songs, I THINK, you have to listen before you die.

OK OK I KNOW I HAVE BAD TASTE IN MUSIC HAHA, but this is a list of songs that I THINK you should at least TRY to listen to before you die hahaha. If my life was a movie, this songs probably is gonna be the Original Soundtrack of the movie.

Goo Goo Dolls - Iris

Dido- White Flag

Fallout Boy - I am Like Lawyer with The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (WOW this is a long name for a song)

Jimmy Eat World- work (reminds me of my high school days)

Jimmy Eat World- always be (reminds me of falling in love)

Jewel - Again and Again (Reminds me of a bad morning coz i use to set it as my alarm haha)

Madonna- Don't Tell Me

Maroon 5- She will be loved (who doesnt like this song, oh come on)

Vanessa Hudgens- Say OK (Somehow this song seem to appear in a lot of my fren's playlist)

The Tings Ting- Great DJ (l think it will be a BLAST if i listen to this when i am high)

Six pence none the richer - Breath

REM - Imitation of Life

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Zephyr

Creed - Six Feet From The Edge (The Mtv for this very cooool at that era)

The Cranberries- You and Me (always reminds me of my relationship with God)

Michele Branch- Goodbye

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps

How to make people like you.

1. If you are smart, NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW! No need to show off in class.

2. Jokes you learn from "101 VERY FUNNY jokes" books are not VERY FUNNY.

3. Repeated jokes are as funny as watching a snail move from A to Z.

4. Committing suicide? First attempt, we try to stop you, second attempt, we seek help for you, third attempt, we pity you, forth, here, try this gun.

5.He forgot your birthday, its ok, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!

6.If you call someone at 3 am, don't ask,"Are you sleeping?" Yes..... they are sleeping.

7.Cut your own wrist, good, everyone is happy for you, STOP TAKING PICTURES OF UR CUT WRIST AND SENDING IT TO ME!!

8.PICK UP YOUR BLOODY PHONE!!!!!!!!!

9.If you are fat to the extend you need two seats in the cinema to sit on, don't ask people, "Am i fat?" It's VERY pressuring, VERYYYYYYYYYY.

10. BATH!

Review for Nightmare on Elm Street, now more CGI-ed

So, ok, a bunch of teenagers with like really huge torchlight who like to go to dark places alone, like wtheck is wrong with u guys, stop going to dark places alone urgh, is like slowly dieing one by one in their sleep. When these kids goes to sleep, they will have nightmares and let say Freddy slash them in their dreams when they wake up, the scars are there. Well u guys should be thankful u guys wake up from ur nightmares with scars, when i wake up from my nightmares i WET my pants. Scars are cooler. So if they get killed in their dream they die for real. Full stop.Ok, A lot of people was going like "the old one was better, the old one was better" like shut up you bunch of I-prefer-the-original guys are sooooo predictable.Oh yea?! when is the last time u like a movie remake. Well, the old one was good but so is this. The scary parts are scary coz it really caught u off guard, coz when u r dreaming, monsters can appear from anywhere and they will always come out with a loud out of tune violin sound darn it. I believe if i mute this whole movie i wont get scared coz half the time i was closing my ears. But One thing i like about this movie is that u dunno who the main character is at the start which is good, coz normaly at the early stage of the movie when you see the main character and the killer you will be like, "She's not gonna die duhhh" and u just sit there and watch her running around frantically while u enjoy ur orgasmic popcorn. The original one was a little dramatic, like Freddie making his victims into a puppet or Freddie turns into a big giant worm to swallow his victims, this was a little more realistic, a bit la not much still have that hint of Freddie ridiculousness in it. Basically, i like it, not sure u do, watch it if u can.

The following are random thoughts i had when i was watching the movie.

"uh she should have known, blondes always die first"

"Omgutt why u have to go into dark places alone"

"WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF"

"why are u bathing in the bathtub, u noe people always die in the bathtub in this kind of movie, bath tub full of blood has a dramatic feel to it"

"It's always at the back of the mirror u dumbo"

"when u look right and left and the killer is not there, it's always at the back dumbo"

"why are u hiding in the closet, can u be be anymore predictable"

"oh Gutt Freddie, stop scratching the blackboard with ur finger, Guttt"

"duh, u r still in the dream"

"Oh come on, you noe the killer isnt dead yet"

Sketchup tiles

I Will STALKING You~~

this is a song dedicated to all the people thats been stalk by their stalker..

this is the original version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgIevbqyw9M&feature=related

This is my version

Stalking, Stalking and Stalking

I will Stalking you~~~

stalking you wherever you may go~

I will keep adding you on FB~~~

Your Picture I will copy and keep~

Keep it safely~~~~~

I will Stalking you~~~

(stalking you)

Ever since i got my eye on you

The near you i always must be

(must be)

And nothing can keep me from you

YOU ARE MY DESTINY~~~~!!!

Review for Robin Hood, YEA THE NEW ONE

GSC popcorn is really orgasmiccccccally scrumptious. It has like the really buttery oily butter coating to it that is not too sweet nor too tasteless, and when you pop it in your mouth, it melts away like cream and inducesssss maxxxxxxximum pleasure to ur taste buds mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm so orgassssssssssmic. And it has that slight crunchy texture to it which fabulously pops in your mouth mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm so turned on. the popcorn always comes in the box with really elaborated orgasssssssssssssssmiccccccccccc design to further more enhance the great succulent taste of the orgasmiccccc popcorns. To top that up, you have your zesty ice lemon tea to drown down those orgassssssmic popcorn to further induce a multiple hot and cold combo of MAXXXXXXXXimum pleasureeeeeeeeeeeee, so gooddddddd mmmmm mmm mm m m m m mm m m m. Oh the movie? It was boring.

Dear Friend

Dear friend,

You are the beacon of light at the tunnel's end,

You are the comforting warmth like a shake of a hand,

You are the fitting piece when my heart is hollow,

You are the final chapter to my pages of sorrow.

In a long journey you are my resting pit stop,

When mountain hiking you are that drink seller on top,

You are the cooling breeze on a hot Malaysian afternoon,

When i was a kid, you are my Saturday morning cartoon,

We may lean on each other's shoulder at sad times,

Just make sure you don't blow your "hingus" on mine,

When you have asthma, i'll be your inhaler,

When you are in a rush, I am your Nike sneaker.

You are my life time partner in crime,

Ultra smooth the best at our time,

If we are robbing a bank i'll do the gangster robbing,

You just sit in the car and keep the engines running,

Dear friend,

May we be annoyingly stuck to the end,

May God bless you my dear good friend.

I Pee Man Dua

Thats the first few picture i found when i type "I Pee Man" into Google. If Ironman 2 speaks action and "When In Rome" speaks Shakespear. Ip Man 2 speaks Kung Fu. Not just any Kung Fu, its "WING CHUN!" In Ip Man One, Ip Man is fighting Japanese Godzillas and teach us why watching Anime is betraying Chinese. In Ip Man 2, he is fighting English people who talks like cartoon bad guys and a bunch of other Chinese guy who talks like cartoon bad guys. I can only reveiw this movie in two word "It Rocks" the rest are just crap bout the movie. So cool, i like his machine gun punch like a massage chair, he should get a job at OSIM or some massaging chair company since he was so poor in the movie. They should make Ip Man 3, Ip Man vs......whoever thinks IronMan rocks more than Ip Man or Channing Tatum.

My Greatest Wish (Poem)

I'd wish to wake up in the morning,

by the loudness of your snoring,

To argue who is to fold the blanket,

And a tug of war over the toilet,

Hear u complain about the coffee i made,

and annoyed by the neighbor's dog you hate,

"Stupid dog! Cant stop barking!"

"Somebody should kill that thing!"

Our day job runs from 9 in the morning to 8,

Hear your stupid excuses for coming home late,

Those are my greatest wish.

Plan with you whether we should take up a loan,

to buy ourself a "3 bedrooms 2 toilets" new home,

We'd go through our working schedule to look for a free slot,

To slip in a vacation trip together that we've been dreaming a lot,

Plan whether we should adopt a cat or an African kid,

Trying to be kind like Angelina and Brad Pitt,

See you change your first dirty diaper,

Our days would be filled with so much laughter,

Those are my greatest wish,

You take care of my diet coz i am getting fat,

"Oh no you don't boy, you cant eat THAT!"

We'd buy groceries together to stuff the fridge up,

"You go get the ice cream i'll get the chocolate tart,"

Argue which brand of toothpaste we should get,

Cant find our parking spot coz u always forget,

Those are my greatest wish.

IRON MAN 2 Review. Is it just me or does Iron Man flies like a sissy girl?

Iron Man 2 is about a guy wrapped in tin foil,VERY expensive "tin foil" that everyone wants to get a piece of.The enemy wants it for the whole revenge mumbo jumbo thingy,the world wants it because they r obsess with Tony Stark,and the military wants it coz,well,coz that's just what they do,they WANT stuff.Movie was good, popcorn was good, friends was good, I enjoyed the movie. Though many people would complain that the amount of action dun measure up to their expectation in comparison with Iron Man One, literally cars were exploding and flying evrywhere in an interval of evry 5 minutes. I do agree. The amount of action is a little below expectation. Oh, dont tell me the lack of action is to make way for "Moral-full inspirational" persoalanan-persoalanan hidup plot developement. Let's face it, this is Iron Man, there is nothing "moral-full inspirational" about it. Lindsay Lohan movies probably has more moral-full inspirations. If i want persoalanan-persoalanan hidup, i watch Forest Gump. Iron man falls into the Transfomey-G.I.Joe-y-Crash-Boom-Bang-Senseless-Action movie. Normally not a big fan but if i am watching a Transfomey-G.I.Joe-y-Crash-Boom-Bang-Senseless-Action movie, i better be seeing a Transfomey-G.I.Joe-y-Crash-Boom-Bang-Senseless-Action movie. The thing is almost half the movie (after the bad guy's first defeat) he is preparing and preparing AND preparing to fight Iron Man again. And when they finally fight, it only lasted like, me grabbing the popcorn 3 times. But the fights in this movie was cool, especially the "duet" fights with Warmachine and the bad guy, Whiplash, totally have that whip thing going on. Just a little too short other than that it's perfect. Robert Downey Jr has good acting skills and like really big eyes, like really BIG eyes i thought it was the moon. RDJ is totally perfect to be Iron man because he brought a comedic sense to the movie. A lot of Marvel superheroes movie now KEEP putting little little scenes to hint that the Avengers movie is coming out,"OK OK we get it, Avengers is coming out next yearrr! Gawd!!" In this movie, they showed Captain America's shield and the appearance of Nick Fury and Black Widow. Pretty cool, anyway, good movie, but Dark Knight still pawns, my advice, watch this without TOO high of an expectation,i mean do expect something just not TOO high. In a non-related topic, me and Elyas was talking during the Ironman/ Warhammer "duet" fight. If I was Ironman and Elyas was Warhammer, we will be like, "Elyas, bro, bro, look at me blowing off the robots, damn turn ON wei" Elyas: "Super on la bro, wah look at how the robot head explode wei, damn turn ON wei"

P.S is it just me or does Ironman flies like a sissy girl?

I AM NOT CHEAP!

Went to the bargain shop/tent beside Porthay high school with Elyas, u know? That scary one that nobody dares to walk in. I hesitated a bit but we walked in anyway, i mean, what's the worst that could happen, we got Bargain-ed to death? We walk in it in hopes of a cheap deal. Well, you got the "cheap" part alright. Biker jacket, rm69.90 Not bad. It's actually quite fun and the stuff there ain't too bad. I mean if u dun mind shopping in Pragin Mall sorta thing. I DONT! *Refer the title of this post* There are a lot of weird stuff in it that is rarely found in local shops. This are the highlights of the interesting ones.

I sure know where i am gonna be shopping next Halloween.

S&M clothing, YES, those are panties with chains.

I dunno why this dress just makes me laugh, like ALL the time. I have a feeling the 70's never left.