How to make people like you.

1. If you are smart, NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW! No need to show off in class.

2. Jokes you learn from "101 VERY FUNNY jokes" books are not VERY FUNNY.

3. Repeated jokes are as funny as watching a snail move from A to Z.

4. Committing suicide? First attempt, we try to stop you, second attempt, we seek help for you, third attempt, we pity you, forth, here, try this gun.

5.He forgot your birthday, its ok, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!

6.If you call someone at 3 am, don't ask,"Are you sleeping?" Yes..... they are sleeping.

7.Cut your own wrist, good, everyone is happy for you, STOP TAKING PICTURES OF UR CUT WRIST AND SENDING IT TO ME!!

8.PICK UP YOUR BLOODY PHONE!!!!!!!!!

9.If you are fat to the extend you need two seats in the cinema to sit on, don't ask people, "Am i fat?" It's VERY pressuring, VERYYYYYYYYYY.

10. BATH!