So, ok, a bunch of teenagers with like really huge torchlight who like to go to dark places alone, like wtheck is wrong with u guys, stop going to dark places alone urgh, is like slowly dieing one by one in their sleep. When these kids goes to sleep, they will have nightmares and let say Freddy slash them in their dreams when they wake up, the scars are there. Well u guys should be thankful u guys wake up from ur nightmares with scars, when i wake up from my nightmares i WET my pants. Scars are cooler. So if they get killed in their dream they die for real. Full stop.Ok, A lot of people was going like "the old one was better, the old one was better" like shut up you bunch of I-prefer-the-original guys are sooooo predictable.Oh yea?! when is the last time u like a movie remake. Well, the old one was good but so is this. The scary parts are scary coz it really caught u off guard, coz when u r dreaming, monsters can appear from anywhere and they will always come out with a loud out of tune violin sound darn it. I believe if i mute this whole movie i wont get scared coz half the time i was closing my ears. But One thing i like about this movie is that u dunno who the main character is at the start which is good, coz normaly at the early stage of the movie when you see the main character and the killer you will be like, "She's not gonna die duhhh" and u just sit there and watch her running around frantically while u enjoy ur orgasmic popcorn. The original one was a little dramatic, like Freddie making his victims into a puppet or Freddie turns into a big giant worm to swallow his victims, this was a little more realistic, a bit la not much still have that hint of Freddie ridiculousness in it. Basically, i like it, not sure u do, watch it if u can.
The following are random thoughts i had when i was watching the movie.
"uh she should have known, blondes always die first"
"Omgutt why u have to go into dark places alone"
"WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF"
"why are u bathing in the bathtub, u noe people always die in the bathtub in this kind of movie, bath tub full of blood has a dramatic feel to it"
"It's always at the back of the mirror u dumbo"
"when u look right and left and the killer is not there, it's always at the back dumbo"
"why are u hiding in the closet, can u be be anymore predictable"
"oh Gutt Freddie, stop scratching the blackboard with ur finger, Guttt"
"duh, u r still in the dream"
"Oh come on, you noe the killer isnt dead yet"
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