What clients say and what they mean (interior design)

1) what they say

 "Design something simple"

what they mean

"cheap cheap cheap, everything has to be cheap"

2)"I want luxurious design"

what they mean

"i want shiny glossy things in all four corners of the wall, empty wall is INSULTING! Marble and gold lining the heck out of everything! Ah....and i want it 'simple' (cheap)"

3) "Think outside the box"

what they mean

"college student designs"

4)" I want something unique, never been seen in the world"

what they mean

"college student designs (without the research image)"

5) "ASAP"

what they mean

"i don't really need it tomorrow, but, oh well what the heck, i paid u , tomorrow it is then" (well to be fair some of the time they are really in a hurry)

6)"slight changes"

what they mean

"i like what you did, but i saw this fantastic research image on the net....all u need to do is change the wall, the ceiling, the floor, and pretty much all of the furniture....no problem right...i need it tomorrow"

7) "it looks very 'indian'" (applicable only in Malaysia)

what they mean

"too much colours" (i am not racist but base on my experience most of the time that's what they mean)

8) "european style"

what they mean

"china style that TRIES to be european style" (coz most of the research image they gave me is from china)

9) "your design fee is too expensive"

what they mean

"I am under the impression that i only need to pay u 50 bucks or preferably free"

The Chronicles of Procrastination

1)It's morning, u have a whole day ahead of you so you thought, hmm why not you takeit  easy and sleep a little longer, before u know it, 3 f*cking PM

2)Technically u just woke up so you thought, "ah, why not i take a rest for a while", have some "breakfast", watch some tv, "ah, my favourite show is on marathon today",...poof...f*cking 7 pm.

3)dinner time, family is important right, hey why not i use this hour of food consumption to spend a little time with my beloved genetically related human beings.  chat chat  chat eat eat eat...9pm

4)" ok time to be serious now, the least i can do is turn on the computer, hmm while at it why not i check whats happening in facebook, it'd be rude not to reply wall post and what not right," 12 pm

5) at this point u r depressed, desperate, you start evaluating what u are doing with ur life, u tell urself "oh well if i stay up through out the night i could make up for lost time" you open the program u needed to use to do your work, ACCOMPLISHMET!  u reward urself with 3 more hours of facebook and youtube videos of cats.... 3am

6) You know if you dont do it now, you are not gonna make it. You should totally finish up the work now IFFFFFF  you could only find the motivation to actually do the work. You tell urself, "perhaps if i wake up early tomoro i can finish up this before the dateline at 1pm," so u take a short nap, rest your eyes.....

7) 1pm...fuck....

Hey ho here she goes

Who has time to blog anyway these days, who has time for anything these days actually. Go away google plus, nobody needs you. I am caught in that phase of life where i am not sure where to go and it is starting to get annoying. *sigh* life. But you know everyone certainly have time for +Robbie Williams  music though his latest song "Candy" sounds like a nursery rhyme. Ah! he could sing anything and it still sounds awesome. Robbie Williams mid life crisis playlist enjoy.

TOP 11 EXCUSES GIRLS USE TO BREAK UP

1. I need to study (after exam still not together)
2. I am lesbian (3 month later saw her dating a man)
3. The other guy has cancer and have like 3 month more to live, and his last wish is to date me. (Based on true story, happened to my fren, after awhile still saw the other guy walking around the street)
4. Our company policy dun allow us to date (as though u care about company policy if u r really THAT in love)
5. My parents dont like you.
6. Girl "You never bought me flowers for valentines"
Guy "But i bought you teddy bears!"
Girl "ITS NOT THE SAME!"
7. I dreamt that i was drowning in the water and u did not save me. Its a sign. Its a sign. Lets breakup.
8. Our religion is not the same.
9. Our horoscope don't match.
10. I honestly love you for who you are last time but you decided to turn fat.
11. Its not you. It's me.

hmm

The sole reason why i dun open myself to new relationship is because i am afraid. I always tend to invest myself too much for the person and most of the time, i was never returned the favor. I have to be sure u will invest as much as me before i give all that i am to you.

10 things i learn from Final Destination 5 (partly a movie review)

1. Humans are made of jelly

2. Humans' head comes off more easily than opening a coca-cola bottle.

3. If u r hot and sexy. You die first.

4. Remind urself to NEVER get a laser eye surgery.

5. Humans have 2 big TANGKI AIR of blood.

6. Malaysian cinema censor away so much from movies that the movie finishes before u finish ur popcorn.

7. Dun be an asshole , evryone wish u die horribly.

8. Everybody dies. Sadly that's true even in real life.

9. Writers are lazy these day. They use back the same template of story line which is "They survive>ppl die>main character realise>he tell evryone>they becareful>they tot they survive>oh no they dont>the end>clap clap clap

10. This movie....all movies in fact, are better than final destination 4.(even the abomination of a movie called "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" is better than final destination 4. Dun u rmb Shark Boy Lava girl? That movie with Taylor Laudner still going thru puberty...yea that one)

Chun Yan drank from a cup that my grandmother use to wash her fake teeth.

Hello people, it has been long since i last post anything in this blog. Then again, nothing much new in my life. Oh wait, i quit my job (kids, pls dun learn ur life lessons from this guy, he was not thinking with his brains but with his ass) anyway moving on, currently looking for a job technically i just graduated so i am not really wat people call "The-rotting-thing-at-home-that-doesn't-want-to-work-and-still-live-with-his-parents" well, i still live with my parents. so are u stfu. haha

Moving on, went to Tao with my old high school mate Winson, Guo Xiong, Wai Loon, Khay Hin, Alan. Did i forget anyone, i am kinda high right now apparently my brains dun function well at 1 am midnight. who knew. Its funny, my old high school teacher use to call me and Wai Loon anorexic twins and now i am just....fat.

Other than that, Liang Yit seems to be in the trend of suggesting us to do something stupid at night. We have to think of the craziest thing to do after 12am. Very pressuring considering there's nothing much u can do after 12 am. Evrytime i see his sms "Lets do something stupid" i feel so pressured. I replied him "stop pressuring me with ur "sumthing stupid" lol" jokingly ofcoz. But it was a blast. We went to Tesco to buy beer and a cheese burger at midnight and we partied at my house. Cheese burger+ beer at 3 am. Something tells me i'll die soon. Liang Yit was passing out cups to evryone for the beer and he pass Chun Yan a plastic cup. I din noe he did that coz later when i saw wat cup Chun Yan was using, its the cup my grandma use to wash her fake teeth. I told him. He vomited.

Other than that Gareth, Karyn and my-uncle-who-is-the-same-age-as-me-resulted-from-a-screw-up-family-tree, Jeffrey Loh gave me a free hair cut and wash my hair with a garden hose. Fantastic. We also went to the lost world of tambun and goat ate my pants. Another fantastic story.

Anyway i am gonna start a band with Wai Loon. Our band is called "Forgetting Winson" coz we have a fren named Winson which we always seem to accidentally forget his presence in group outings and accidentally left him in supermarket and other random places. Poor thing. "Where's Winson?" is a common thing u hear in our outings. So in his honor...u get my point.