Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Old Poem form Deviant art that i wrote


Captivated by the way your face catches the light,
as the good light bounces off your face,
so soft yet blinding,
the way your hair prance as it is carressed by the whirling wind,
your deep dark eyes mirror no horizzon,
as you stare a daze when you ponder upon your worries,
You stand tall as a pinnacle of my yearnings.
If my desires did exist in a form, it did looks of you.
If all this is only a trickery of the mind
then it is the best the devil ever pulled.
Coz it got me,
it got me good.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Damaged by TLC my all time favourite song, GREAT lyrics, Video on the bottom

I know I'm kind of strange
to you sometimes
don't always say
what's on my mind
you know that I've been hurt by some guy
but I dont wanna mess up this time

and I really really really care
and I really really really want you
and I think I'm kinda scared
cause I don't want to lose you
if you're really really really there
then maybe you can hang through
I hope you understand
It's nothing to you

my heart's at a low
I'm so much to manage
I think you should know
that I've been damaged
I'm falling in love
there's one disadvantage
I think you should know
that I've been damaged

I might look through you're stuff
for what I don't want to find
or I might just set you up
to see if you're all mine
I'm a little paranoid
from what I've been through
you don't know what you've got yourself into

and I really really really care
and I really really really want you
and I think im kinda scared
cause I don't want to lose you
if you're really really really there
then maybe you can hang through
I hope you understand
It's nothing to you


Friday, June 25, 2010

Karate Kid outing Weee

Last Wednesday i went to watch Karate Kid with Michele, Eddie, Melvin, Melvin+na, Ah Beh, Summer, John and Stephanie they all, basically alot of people la. Very sad Elyas cant come, i have no one to make funny comments coz sumhow my jokes dun register to other ppl's frequency hahahaha i think the only comment i made was about a Chinese kid who looks like Luiz. They heard Luiz's name, they laughed hahah. He does! Haha, At first i always tot the Karate Kid franchise is kinda cheesy, sounds like a superhero, "Hey yo i am the Karate Kid, i know Karate!!!" its either that or some western people weird obsession over Japanese culture. Turns out it is probably one of the best movie of the year, and for ONCE a movie which actually REAL moral values. The moral value is, chinese ppl can kick ass, so can black ppl. Anyway the bad guy again is so bad ass i wan to drill them with something sand papery, hard, has thorns, rotates and vibrates. TAKE IT U DAMMIT! Was kinda clapping when the main character whoop the guy's ass. But one thing tho, the ending is kinda like, whut?! end ade?! which is good coz means that the movie was so good we wanted more. Anyway, after the movie we went to eat in Green House and talk the usual crap. I learned sumthing new, Do u noe that girl's dun take off their skirt when they go pee? yea those crap haha.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Buttbook


Facebook is getting crowded, we should start a new internet social crap called Buttbook. Instead of poking each other, you spank. "Michele spanked you, spank back?" and instead of writing on walls u write on people's butt cheek. "Elyas wrote something on your left butt cheeks" Left buttcheeks for personal message and the right one for crap. And evryone is compulsory to upload the pic of their butt. I am sure ppl will mistaken Cody's profile picture for a moon. HAHAHA what an idea

Convo Convo!











It's been long since I last blog, this place is getting dusty. Ok, yesterday went convo-ing with Cheese which was fun. CONVO definition, riding around a place with motorbike while singing Backstreet songs. I had to meet Cheese at Mcd at 10 am, again, i am late but this time still ok, only like 30 minutes late. Ok laaaa sorry Cheese. Ok first we go Air Itam to eat breakfast. Use to go "Ah Ping" coffee shop with Luiz and gang during the first semester so thought it is a good idea to bring Cheese. The "char koay kak" there is probably the best in Penang. And i heard the nasi kandar there, people drive from Singapore just to eat it (either that or my dad was lying to me) and the rm1.20 coffee ice there is better than star bucks, no lie! Cheese had the nasi kandar but he was kinda neutral bout it haih~I had wan tan mee, char koay kak, guleng ice and coffee ice. I am fat. After that we went the paya terubong mountain go to balik pulau and from there we drove to Batu Feringghi. In the middle of the mountain-y road we stopped to camwhore hahahah. After that we went to Elyas dad's habitat chowrasta to eat ice kacang and chendul yum. Lala mall was near thought of going there to play some street fighter, well, he played, i fell asleep in the noisy arcade. I am a heavy sleeper. I realise i was late to go teach kid's english so i asked him whether i could go back. I accompanied him to eat lunch in Mcd, he bought me a Sunday chocalate. How sweet! I meant the ice cream hahah joking Cheese and the ice cream was sweet. Anyway thank you Cheese for the great day. *hugs*

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Lala mall outing and Melvina's porn

Ok, really sleepy right now, so i am gonna make this blog a 2 in 1. Yesterday we went to my home town, Lala mall. Woah! i can almost memorize the autocad drawing of the mall, tell me what u want to buy i show u the shop. The trip consist of me, my bro-mance brother Elyas, my ex-wife Divya, my spankable buddy Eddie, my sweet chubby butt Cheese, my tissue breast Azlin, my sweet honey cake Michele, my porn "reading" friend Malvina (get to that later). Through out the trip, i cant seem to see Eddie anywhere coz he seem to blend in with Lala mall. hahah Joking. So we ate in Oasis, our appetizer was a load crap of dirty jokes mostly about Azlin's 90 degree flat plane airport landing breast. Hhahahahahah joking, Azlin you have lump-tious breast dont worry. In the conversation we realise alot of stuff about each other, for example, Malvina like to "read" porn not watch them, well we learn about that...well that's about it.. Anyway nothing much, we went to IB meeting, thank God no straws this time, and Cheese is the new vice president yay clap clap clap. Thanks Elyas for the ride to Lala mall....TWICE...and i like LALA mall so much...i went THRICE coz at night i went with Kaho to buy disc.Ok drums roll, time for......

MALVINA'S PORN
Ong Jun Peng (oooo reading guys name turns her on)
Sim Peng Sai ( oooo oooo oooo)
Bo Chai Leong (ooooo oooo ooooo)
Kaiti VALENTINO (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Lim Mi Lo (AH AH AH)
Muhammed Ali bin Subaidah bin Kassim Mustapha (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LONG NAME TURNS HER ON EVEN MOREEEEEE)