Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Movies i watch lately

Step Up 3d is one of those movies where the action is so good u dun really give a crap how sucky, predictable and illogical the storyline is. People dancing in the middle on the street with props all arrange nicely along the way WHO CARES ITS A GOOD MOVIE. Kids that din work but yet can afford a big room with high tech equipment all in it to practice their dance. WHO CARES GOOD MOVIE! clothes thats has laser beams in them which i dunno where they find the money to afford consider they dun work WHO CARES GOOD MOVIE. The dance is superb, make me want to pursue my dancing career (IF i ever have one) and the music choice for the movie is one of the best i ever listen, so good i want to make a playlist just for the music of step up 3d. Tho i din watch in 3d so i dunno how pop out the popping shud be but WHO CARES ITS A GOOD MOVIE even when it's 2d. And i try not to watch too much 3d movie...i scared my eyes would stop understanding 2d movies.

Resident Evil 3d

Again i watch the 2d version instead of 3d coz, ONE, i scared my eyes would stop understanding 2d movies and TWO, i am a cheapskate. It wasnt that BAD but Resident evil franchise are one of those movies u say to urself 'Some shit never dies" and i am not talking bout the zombies, they KEEP MAKING SEQUELS even tho it was not THAT good, not bad, just not THAT good. When resident 3 came out, it was so sucky, it din have a direct storyline, ppl just run around in circles avoiding zombies, and at the end of the movie, they make it such big deal that there is gonna be a sequel as tho this one was THAT good, so as i watch Resident Evil 4 i tot its gonna be the last one, NOPE, they intro a new villain at the end, like OMG give the characters a break and let them live happilly ever after! PLS! This one aint that bad, much better that resident 3 , the action much better and introducing that guy with big hammer so cool, i always like guys with big hammers. It was ok but wasnt that good for ppl to expect a sequel. Resident evil kinda reminds me of Friday the 13th franchise...first two movie might be ok after that they keep making and making sequels Friday the 13th, Jason is BACK., Friday the 13th, Jason VISITS NEW YORK till at one point they have a movie with the concept of "Jason.................................in SPACE!!!!" called Jason x. Not joking. not.


Sunday, September 5, 2010

King Of Fighter Review

I wont start my blog post with "King Of Fighter SUCKS" lets be nice now, we all have mothers....and it wasnt THAT sucky like street fighter Chun Li version (half way thru street fighter i forgot what i was watching) The thing is, before they make this movie evryone noes it's gonna suck but at least make a good sucky movie. I dun mind watching good sucky movie coz its kinda like a guilty pleasure to me where u just watch senseless violance on the screen and not have to crack ur head to noe whats happening like Inception. First of all , story line, this movie TRIES too hard to have a storyline. B4 i watch this movie i already noe the storyline is gonna suck, u cant blame the director, ANY video game storyline that gets translated into movie probably gonna suck coz in movie u cannot have characters talking like this, "I have to collect the Power orbs to gain the shield of immortality so that i can UPGRADE to level 30!!!" but atleast dun try so hard, half the movie involves the "fighters" investigating the paranormal. and dun get me started with the script writing, in this movie u have one of THE MOST CHEESIEST lines ever like," Follow ur destiny!","Believe in urself!" or "U kill my father I KILL U!" (not exact phrasing but sumthing like that) The cheesiest line is probably when they wanted to visit a guy in the hospital, this is wat the nurse said "He has locked himself in his own world, his own lonely world" NO AVERAGE PAID GOVERMENT WORKER WILL EVER TALK LIKE THAT! Ok the fighting scene is okay. MUCH better than Street Fighter where people just stand around take a few kicks...and die. Abit more action in the fight but sumtimes it gets a little blurry u dunnoe who is hitting who. Ok the characters may NOT use the moves they use in the game, cant really blame the director for that coz imagine Terry does his bicycle spinning kick in the movie, its not even logical, nobody can spin their body like that, but ATLEAST TRY to make it a LITTLE similiar to the game for example, not giving Kyo a FREAKING SWORD. Yes i am not joking, he fight with a sword in the whole movie and at the end of the movie...IT TURNS INTO A FREAKING LIGHT SABER! Not joking man, not joking. One thing i appreaciate about the movie is how detaily they explain why people can do flaming kicks and Hardogen! flaming balls saying that when they into a different dimension they can do all those. Ok, not bad. Ok next, character similarity, again, dun blame the director for not making the character look exactly like the video games, lets face it, Japanese will never have natural Red hair or blonde hair. But look at Terry Bogard compared with the movie and the game.

Not to say he is not handsome just...he is not very Terry. The Iori was ok. The Kyo was American. The Mai, oh well Maggie Q and she seem to be more like the main character in the movie.
i din make the picture above, some other haters did.