Thursday, October 20, 2011

TOP 11 EXCUSES GIRLS USE TO BREAK UP


1. I need to study (after exam still not together)
2. I am lesbian (3 month later saw her dating a man)
3. The other guy has cancer and have like 3 month more to live, and his last wish is to date me. (Based on true story, happened to my fren, after awhile still saw the other guy walking around the street)
4. Our company policy dun allow us to date (as though u care about company policy if u r really THAT in love)
5. My parents dont like you.
6. Girl "You never bought me flowers for valentines"
Guy "But i bought you teddy bears!"
Girl "ITS NOT THE SAME!"
7. I dreamt that i was drowning in the water and u did not save me. Its a sign. Its a sign. Lets breakup.
8. Our religion is not the same.
9. Our horoscope don't match.
10. I honestly love you for who you are last time but you decided to turn fat.
11. Its not you. It's me.