Sunday, July 11, 2010

Predators review


Ok, dun mistaken it for the first movie, Predator, this is Predatorssss with an "s" on the back, plural. Yea! Predators make babies too ok, so now there are a lot of predators. This is the third movie in the whole Predator franchise. I refuse to consider "Alien vs Predator" series as part of the whole Predator franchise. Coz they SUCK! Even the movie tag line for it sucks. Ok in the Alien movie poster, the tagline is, "In space, no one can hear u scream" which sounds cool but in Alien vs Predator 2, the tagline is "In space, no one can hear you scream, but on earth, EVERYBODY can" What the heck?!!! Doesn't even make sense, so what if people can hear u scream, they will come and help you, isn't that a good thing?! STUPID CRAP! Let me summaries the whole Alien vs Predator 2 in one sentence, a bunch of teenagers, running around, being chased by predators....and aliens, all die THE END (ok not ALL dead but almost all). I mean in Predator one, the main character is Arnold Schwarzenegger, buff and macho, can fight back but in Alien vs Predator 2, you have a bunch of stupid teenagers who go swimming in the dark even tho the town is under attack by Aliens and Predators......need i say more... and let me tell you sumthing more stupid abt that movie, at the end, it is review that, the BIGGEST bad guy was....a creature called.....Predalien (Predator + Alien) =.=" i mean a bit predictable la, movie name "Alien vs Predator"...bad guy...Predalien. Ok back to the review for Predatorssssss, this is really a good movie with a little hint of Saw, yea, a bunch of ppl are captured and put in a forest and hunted by Predators like a game. Really intense action and you will actually wish the characters survive, unlike Alien vs Predator 2, where u dun even give a rat's ass whether the charactersdie, ok have to stop hating Alien vs Predator 2...BUT IT SUCKS! CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! IT SUCKS!!! IT SUCKS!!!IT SUCKSSS!!!! ALIEN VS PREDATOR 2 SUCKS, THE POSTER SUCKS, THE STORY LINE SUCKS, THE CHARACTER SUCKS, THE ACTION SUCKS, THE POPCORN I WAS EATING WHILE WATCHING IT SUCKS, THE FACT I HAD TO WATCH IT TWO TIMES SUCKS!!! ALIEN PREDATOR 2 SUCKSSSSSSSSS!!!! ok predators rock, u guys have to watch it but.......... ALIEN VS PREDATOR 2 SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Is it me or does the predator looks like it is wearing fishnet stockings.

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