10 things i learn from Final Destination 5 (partly a movie review)

1. Humans are made of jelly

2. Humans' head comes off more easily than opening a coca-cola bottle.

3. If u r hot and sexy. You die first.

4. Remind urself to NEVER get a laser eye surgery.

5. Humans have 2 big TANGKI AIR of blood.

6. Malaysian cinema censor away so much from movies that the movie finishes before u finish ur popcorn.

7. Dun be an asshole , evryone wish u die horribly.

8. Everybody dies. Sadly that's true even in real life.

9. Writers are lazy these day. They use back the same template of story line which is "They survive>ppl die>main character realise>he tell evryone>they becareful>they tot they survive>oh no they dont>the end>clap clap clap

10. This movie....all movies in fact, are better than final destination 4.(even the abomination of a movie called "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" is better than final destination 4. Dun u rmb Shark Boy Lava girl? That movie with Taylor Laudner still going thru puberty...yea that one)