10 things i learn from Final Destination 5 (partly a movie review)

1. Humans are made of jelly

2. Humans' head comes off more easily than opening a coca-cola bottle.

3. If u r hot and sexy. You die first.

4. Remind urself to NEVER get a laser eye surgery.

5. Humans have 2 big TANGKI AIR of blood.

6. Malaysian cinema censor away so much from movies that the movie finishes before u finish ur popcorn.

7. Dun be an asshole , evryone wish u die horribly.

8. Everybody dies. Sadly that's true even in real life.

9. Writers are lazy these day. They use back the same template of story line which is "They survive>ppl die>main character realise>he tell evryone>they becareful>they tot they survive>oh no they dont>the end>clap clap clap

10. This movie....all movies in fact, are better than final destination 4.(even the abomination of a movie called "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" is better than final destination 4. Dun u rmb Shark Boy Lava girl? That movie with Taylor Laudner still going thru puberty...yea that one)

Chun Yan drank from a cup that my grandmother use to wash her fake teeth.

Hello people, it has been long since i last post anything in this blog. Then again, nothing much new in my life. Oh wait, i quit my job (kids, pls dun learn ur life lessons from this guy, he was not thinking with his brains but with his ass) anyway moving on, currently looking for a job technically i just graduated so i am not really wat people call "The-rotting-thing-at-home-that-doesn't-want-to-work-and-still-live-with-his-parents" well, i still live with my parents. so are u stfu. haha

Moving on, went to Tao with my old high school mate Winson, Guo Xiong, Wai Loon, Khay Hin, Alan. Did i forget anyone, i am kinda high right now apparently my brains dun function well at 1 am midnight. who knew. Its funny, my old high school teacher use to call me and Wai Loon anorexic twins and now i am just....fat.

Other than that, Liang Yit seems to be in the trend of suggesting us to do something stupid at night. We have to think of the craziest thing to do after 12am. Very pressuring considering there's nothing much u can do after 12 am. Evrytime i see his sms "Lets do something stupid" i feel so pressured. I replied him "stop pressuring me with ur "sumthing stupid" lol" jokingly ofcoz. But it was a blast. We went to Tesco to buy beer and a cheese burger at midnight and we partied at my house. Cheese burger+ beer at 3 am. Something tells me i'll die soon. Liang Yit was passing out cups to evryone for the beer and he pass Chun Yan a plastic cup. I din noe he did that coz later when i saw wat cup Chun Yan was using, its the cup my grandma use to wash her fake teeth. I told him. He vomited.

Other than that Gareth, Karyn and my-uncle-who-is-the-same-age-as-me-resulted-from-a-screw-up-family-tree, Jeffrey Loh gave me a free hair cut and wash my hair with a garden hose. Fantastic. We also went to the lost world of tambun and goat ate my pants. Another fantastic story.

Anyway i am gonna start a band with Wai Loon. Our band is called "Forgetting Winson" coz we have a fren named Winson which we always seem to accidentally forget his presence in group outings and accidentally left him in supermarket and other random places. Poor thing. "Where's Winson?" is a common thing u hear in our outings. So in his honor...u get my point.