TOP 11 EXCUSES GIRLS USE TO BREAK UP

1. I need to study (after exam still not together)
2. I am lesbian (3 month later saw her dating a man)
3. The other guy has cancer and have like 3 month more to live, and his last wish is to date me. (Based on true story, happened to my fren, after awhile still saw the other guy walking around the street)
4. Our company policy dun allow us to date (as though u care about company policy if u r really THAT in love)
5. My parents dont like you.
6. Girl "You never bought me flowers for valentines"
Guy "But i bought you teddy bears!"
Girl "ITS NOT THE SAME!"
7. I dreamt that i was drowning in the water and u did not save me. Its a sign. Its a sign. Lets breakup.
8. Our religion is not the same.
9. Our horoscope don't match.
10. I honestly love you for who you are last time but you decided to turn fat.
11. Its not you. It's me.

hmm

The sole reason why i dun open myself to new relationship is because i am afraid. I always tend to invest myself too much for the person and most of the time, i was never returned the favor. I have to be sure u will invest as much as me before i give all that i am to you.

10 things i learn from Final Destination 5 (partly a movie review)

1. Humans are made of jelly

2. Humans' head comes off more easily than opening a coca-cola bottle.

3. If u r hot and sexy. You die first.

4. Remind urself to NEVER get a laser eye surgery.

5. Humans have 2 big TANGKI AIR of blood.

6. Malaysian cinema censor away so much from movies that the movie finishes before u finish ur popcorn.

7. Dun be an asshole , evryone wish u die horribly.

8. Everybody dies. Sadly that's true even in real life.

9. Writers are lazy these day. They use back the same template of story line which is "They survive>ppl die>main character realise>he tell evryone>they becareful>they tot they survive>oh no they dont>the end>clap clap clap

10. This movie....all movies in fact, are better than final destination 4.(even the abomination of a movie called "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" is better than final destination 4. Dun u rmb Shark Boy Lava girl? That movie with Taylor Laudner still going thru puberty...yea that one)

Chun Yan drank from a cup that my grandmother use to wash her fake teeth.

Hello people, it has been long since i last post anything in this blog. Then again, nothing much new in my life. Oh wait, i quit my job (kids, pls dun learn ur life lessons from this guy, he was not thinking with his brains but with his ass) anyway moving on, currently looking for a job technically i just graduated so i am not really wat people call "The-rotting-thing-at-home-that-doesn't-want-to-work-and-still-live-with-his-parents" well, i still live with my parents. so are u stfu. haha

Moving on, went to Tao with my old high school mate Winson, Guo Xiong, Wai Loon, Khay Hin, Alan. Did i forget anyone, i am kinda high right now apparently my brains dun function well at 1 am midnight. who knew. Its funny, my old high school teacher use to call me and Wai Loon anorexic twins and now i am just....fat.

Other than that, Liang Yit seems to be in the trend of suggesting us to do something stupid at night. We have to think of the craziest thing to do after 12am. Very pressuring considering there's nothing much u can do after 12 am. Evrytime i see his sms "Lets do something stupid" i feel so pressured. I replied him "stop pressuring me with ur "sumthing stupid" lol" jokingly ofcoz. But it was a blast. We went to Tesco to buy beer and a cheese burger at midnight and we partied at my house. Cheese burger+ beer at 3 am. Something tells me i'll die soon. Liang Yit was passing out cups to evryone for the beer and he pass Chun Yan a plastic cup. I din noe he did that coz later when i saw wat cup Chun Yan was using, its the cup my grandma use to wash her fake teeth. I told him. He vomited.

Other than that Gareth, Karyn and my-uncle-who-is-the-same-age-as-me-resulted-from-a-screw-up-family-tree, Jeffrey Loh gave me a free hair cut and wash my hair with a garden hose. Fantastic. We also went to the lost world of tambun and goat ate my pants. Another fantastic story.

Anyway i am gonna start a band with Wai Loon. Our band is called "Forgetting Winson" coz we have a fren named Winson which we always seem to accidentally forget his presence in group outings and accidentally left him in supermarket and other random places. Poor thing. "Where's Winson?" is a common thing u hear in our outings. So in his honor...u get my point.

Red Riding Hood movie review

A hotter version of the fairy tale classic. No, the grandma is not the wolf.

Insidious movie review

Insidious is one of the most scariest sci-fi movie i ever watched. (Yes i know what is sci-fi). Is about ppl's soul walking away frm their body in their dreams. You know like an out of body experience. Some, people, apparently walk too far and got lost =.= leaving their body empty with no soul in it so anycreature can go inside. The movie started like a horror movie, but towards the end it kinda turn into sci-fi movie with gadgets and stuff. This show scares people not only through sound effect, but through really sickening images, nope, not blood or gory stuff like that, just pure twisted images. Imagine a girl with big wide eyes, smiling, suddenly pop out on the screen. Sometimes i wonder how the director get all these "inspiring" images. And the ghost are very "tak malu" one , they freaking just walk in front of the main characters. like "yo, whats up, i am dead" (they din say that). All in all it's a good movie, scariest movie i ever watched by far so if u r a big fan of spending rm11 to buy a ticket to scare the shit out of yourself then go for it.

Erica

Erica passed away for almost 4 months now i think its only right if i blog about her in memory of a good cat, well she is not exactly a good cat kinda naughty but she shall remain good in my mind.

5 minute movie reviews

Gulliver Travel is about a fat guy who gotten even bigger

Rapunzel is about magical pubic hair.

Tron is a cure for people with sleeping problem. Coz it was boring anyone would fall asleep.

Lelio Popo is about Singaporeans who like to dress up as old women. Singaporeans these days~

Little Fockers is about old people using viagra.

My Soul To Take is about people killing emo kids. Bashing them to death "Emo sumore la! Emo sumore la!"

Tourist is about Johnny Depp.

Due Date is about that iron man actor in another movie.

Harry Potter 7 is about boys with magical sticks. And at the end, the bad guy got a bigger stronger stick.

Thats all the movies i watched i think. If i dun rmb it , its probably too sucky to be reviewed anyways.