Wednesday, March 31, 2010
My Podium!
I am so glad that the podium i designed is finally made with the help of my lecturer Fahmi (the one in black suit). Tho supposedly to look like ice crystals now they look like a bunch of wood contraption put together to make a podium. Before this i proposed that the material used for this podium is invisible tempered glass with sharp edges so that it looks like ice crystals but was turn down due to Feng Shui purposes and also safety. Fahmi also said the key point in designing a podium is that the podium shud hide the speaker's "cock and pussy" (forgive me for the foul-ness of my language) so that it will increase the speaker's confident when speaking to a large crowd. I dunno bout u, but shouldnt it be the other way round. A man's pride is....nevermind. I am pretty happy with my podium my pride.
My mind is not mentally aligned for blogging now but for anti-procrastination sake, here goes!
My mind is not mentally aligned for blogging now yet i am doing it. Why do i hate myself so much? T.T haha anyway this is the logo i designed for my "fake" company which my group forced me to be the boss without even realising it.
Lecturer,"Boss of Min'd company pls present"
silenceeeeeeeeeeee,
Azlin,"FOO TONG! WHY ARENT U TALKING?!"
Me,"WHUT?! I AM THE BOSS?!"
Lecturer,"Boss of Min'd company pls present"
silenceeeeeeeeeeee,
Azlin,"FOO TONG! WHY ARENT U TALKING?!"
Me,"WHUT?! I AM THE BOSS?!"
Name Card for Our "Fake" Company (Assignment Purposes)
this is the name card designed by Azlin and printed on transparent sheet thingy pretty neat.It's a semi-transparent name card, it's either the first in the world or i have been living inside a cave. PLS DUN TRY TO CALL THE COMPANY NUMBER OR FAX THERE. It will end up in No-man's-land. But the personal numbers are correct, i think. If u notice one of the company number is missing one number.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
A song that i am writing. lalala
It's kinda a waste coz u are sort of funny and kinda cute,
but we come to realise we r just each other substitute,
I love the way u effortlessly nevertheless tickle my funny bone,
coz whe ur around i no longer feel that i'm alone,
i think
i like you
i think i like you
my instinct is telling me to stay where my heart belong
but my mind is telling me that i am doing something wrong
coz u r looking for a fling but i'm looking for sumthing serious
I'll put some effort to be close but nothing over the obvious
i think
i like you
i think i like you
i like the way that u pretend that u dun mind
i could only wish u continue to respond in kind
we best enjoy each other before things start to complicate
we'll live the rest of our lives in the hand of almighty fate
i think
i like you
but we come to realise we r just each other substitute,
I love the way u effortlessly nevertheless tickle my funny bone,
coz whe ur around i no longer feel that i'm alone,
i think
i like you
i think i like you
my instinct is telling me to stay where my heart belong
but my mind is telling me that i am doing something wrong
coz u r looking for a fling but i'm looking for sumthing serious
I'll put some effort to be close but nothing over the obvious
i think
i like you
i think i like you
i like the way that u pretend that u dun mind
i could only wish u continue to respond in kind
we best enjoy each other before things start to complicate
we'll live the rest of our lives in the hand of almighty fate
i think
i like you
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Furniture Logo for my project
To Cheese
Cheese is jealous because i din talk about him in the previous post so i decided to write him a poem.Here goes.
Cheese, cheese,
likes to piss,
Cheese, cheese,
i like to tease,
His body is like jelly,
but he's not that smelly,
not like me,
lu ki si!
Cheese, cheese,
extra cheese,
give me two piece,
extra large please,
he likes to go to bun-the,
where is it i wonder,
Cheese where is BUNTHE?!
Cheese you mother......
Cheese, cheese,
likes to piss,
Cheese, cheese,
i like to tease,
His body is like jelly,
but he's not that smelly,
not like me,
lu ki si!
Cheese, cheese,
extra cheese,
give me two piece,
extra large please,
he likes to go to bun-the,
where is it i wonder,
Cheese where is BUNTHE?!
Cheese you mother......
Lol found more crap from my friendster blog, what i thought of people when i first came into the college
Elyas!!!!!!!!!! he is like my indian muslim bro or sumthing, we share the same locker which is totally cool (he suggested it), i trust Indians, coz they are the only race with the whole brotherly thing, u hurt one of them u hurt all of them, i can totally trust him to leap out and take a bullet for me lol
Luis!!!! i wasnt close to him last time but now we r like…telling each other our crush…and like pervertive jokes…..super!..and his driving…u totally need to hold that handle thing on top of the door.
Azlin!!!!! she’s one cool lady, totally can talk to, friendly and charming, and very lively as well. Class is less boring and less kiasu with her around.
Gan!!! Gani gani gun gun…cool guy…very funny ..totally love his jokes…if u mix with him u will propably think chinese educated people are like so much more funnier then we bananas
Cody!!!!!!!! i just love making fun of Malaccans, not sure why, but like JUST love to make fun of Mallacans. Cody responses. U poke him he make noises. Fun!
John!!!!!!!! Barli!!!!!!!!! thats all i need to summarise John lol
Zon!!!!! so artistic!!!!! geramnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! i like so totally wan to steal his artwork and make it mine.
Ka Ho!!!! very handsome, cant walk beside him when going to the canteen coz he pretty much steals all the attention, i like his dance.
Andrew!!!!!!!!! quiet guy…he is nice
One Way!!!!!! hahahha reminds me of Hagu from Honey and Clover…petit and cute..Gan always call her “siou mei mei” “cant find ur mummy ah?” shes a guitar sifu >bows
Doreen!!!!!!!!! Luis is like totally want to make it look as if i am in love with her, Luis haih… she calls me “wuliao”(lame)…but still she lends me tracing paper lol
Ming Tien!!!!!! i like to talk ghost stories with her!!!!
Koh Su Qi!!!! thanks for the pin!!!!! remember our group study yea!!!
Yuiko!!!! Anime Girl!!!! acts like an anime girl too.fun and lively.
Melyana!!!!! SHE LOVES MELBOURNE AND MALAYSIA!!!!!
Jo!!! i love her accent!!! and i like to ask her bout Jakarta!
Angelina!!!!!!!! she bullies me T.T but she is nice, she gave me a plaster. 2 plasters to be exact
Jen Ying!!! she made me pin my hair to school!!!!!! she always wear black..wonders~
Su Ting or Yen Ting!!! so sorry i forgot ur name!!! i was told she talks like me..hmmm wonders
Carmen!!! very friendly, she’s nice, her boyfren is nice and friendly too.Memang secocok.
Benjamin!!! hmmm not really that close to him but i look forward to know him more
Ish!!! At first when i ask what’s his name he was like, “call me ish” i was like “what?! Komunis?!” so embaressing. He is very enigmatic. Rarely comes to class.Rarely talks. But his art is nice tho.
Luis!!!! i wasnt close to him last time but now we r like…telling each other our crush…and like pervertive jokes…..super!..and his driving…u totally need to hold that handle thing on top of the door.
Azlin!!!!! she’s one cool lady, totally can talk to, friendly and charming, and very lively as well. Class is less boring and less kiasu with her around.
Gan!!! Gani gani gun gun…cool guy…very funny ..totally love his jokes…if u mix with him u will propably think chinese educated people are like so much more funnier then we bananas
Cody!!!!!!!! i just love making fun of Malaccans, not sure why, but like JUST love to make fun of Mallacans. Cody responses. U poke him he make noises. Fun!
John!!!!!!!! Barli!!!!!!!!! thats all i need to summarise John lol
Zon!!!!! so artistic!!!!! geramnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! i like so totally wan to steal his artwork and make it mine.
Ka Ho!!!! very handsome, cant walk beside him when going to the canteen coz he pretty much steals all the attention, i like his dance.
Andrew!!!!!!!!! quiet guy…he is nice
One Way!!!!!! hahahha reminds me of Hagu from Honey and Clover…petit and cute..Gan always call her “siou mei mei” “cant find ur mummy ah?” shes a guitar sifu >bows
Doreen!!!!!!!!! Luis is like totally want to make it look as if i am in love with her, Luis haih… she calls me “wuliao”(lame)…but still she lends me tracing paper lol
Ming Tien!!!!!! i like to talk ghost stories with her!!!!
Koh Su Qi!!!! thanks for the pin!!!!! remember our group study yea!!!
Yuiko!!!! Anime Girl!!!! acts like an anime girl too.fun and lively.
Melyana!!!!! SHE LOVES MELBOURNE AND MALAYSIA!!!!!
Jo!!! i love her accent!!! and i like to ask her bout Jakarta!
Angelina!!!!!!!! she bullies me T.T but she is nice, she gave me a plaster. 2 plasters to be exact
Jen Ying!!! she made me pin my hair to school!!!!!! she always wear black..wonders~
Su Ting or Yen Ting!!! so sorry i forgot ur name!!! i was told she talks like me..hmmm wonders
Carmen!!! very friendly, she’s nice, her boyfren is nice and friendly too.Memang secocok.
Benjamin!!! hmmm not really that close to him but i look forward to know him more
Ish!!! At first when i ask what’s his name he was like, “call me ish” i was like “what?! Komunis?!” so embaressing. He is very enigmatic. Rarely comes to class.Rarely talks. But his art is nice tho.
Crap i found in my friendster blog
Like two bread of a sandwich,
Stuck together with salad dressing,
Like sand and sea at the beach
With sounds of wave splashing
We compliment each other
Like Oreo and it’s cream,
Our passion gets hotter
like water turned to steam
Our love is nutritious,
Like a whole meal bread,
Our love is delicious,
like bacon and egg
You are my mp3 player,
You bring music to my mind,
Forever you’ll be my lover,
I know that was a cheesy line.
( I AM HUNGRY!)
Stuck together with salad dressing,
Like sand and sea at the beach
With sounds of wave splashing
We compliment each other
Like Oreo and it’s cream,
Our passion gets hotter
like water turned to steam
Our love is nutritious,
Like a whole meal bread,
Our love is delicious,
like bacon and egg
You are my mp3 player,
You bring music to my mind,
Forever you’ll be my lover,
I know that was a cheesy line.
( I AM HUNGRY!)
Friday, March 26, 2010
Pissy fit!
So sad i didnt win the Cineplex Wall Mural competition.I thought mine was pretty nice, i think. Well at least we went for "originality". The characters are all hand drawn and scanned into computer for later photoshop enhancement by the magnificient Elyas, NOT cut and paste from the internet and randomly putting splotches of photoshop brushes. Well if you want to cut and paste at least do it with a little "concept" like Eddie. Tho we din win, we wished Eddie would have won cos most of them (not all) has no "concept" at all. Randomly splashing photoshop brushes, we can do that too, just that we chose to have a little dignity as an artist. But atleast Eddie got second prooves that the Judges atleast has an eye for good stuff. As for the no.1 winner, i dont want to judge coz i didnt see it yet but i heard he spelled Cineplex as Ciniplex. I guess not a big deal, can always change it before printing. But geez, atleast a little appreciation called "consolation" for our efforts would have been sufficient. Hate trying too damn hard and not winning. Perhaps that's the keyword,"Trying too damn hard". You know what, for the Ecobag competition i am just gonna pull out some crap from my butt.
Top 10 possible excuse for being late in Malaysia
10: Sorry sir i am late, some big shot Dato' need to stop traffic to go buy groceries.
9:Sorry i am late, some police men need to drink coffee today.(Police road blocks)
8:Sorry i am late, there were some drunk Indians dancing in the middle of the street.No.... i am not joking.
7.Sorry i am late, there are alot of Malaysian drivers blocking my way. (lousy drivers)
6"Sorry i am late, i had no choice but to stop my car and laugh,"
" WHY?"
"I saw a proton Saga Limousine version."
5. Sorry i am late, a Chingay Festival flag fell on my car.
4: Sorry i am late, there were cows in middle of the road. Again, no...i am not joking.
3.Sorry i am late, my watch is made in Malaysia
2.Sorry i am late, some Mat Rempit flew into the river. I just have to stop my car and watch that.
NO. 1. Sorry I am late,I am a MALAYSIAN.
9:Sorry i am late, some police men need to drink coffee today.(Police road blocks)
8:Sorry i am late, there were some drunk Indians dancing in the middle of the street.No.... i am not joking.
7.Sorry i am late, there are alot of Malaysian drivers blocking my way. (lousy drivers)
6"Sorry i am late, i had no choice but to stop my car and laugh,"
" WHY?"
"I saw a proton Saga Limousine version."
5. Sorry i am late, a Chingay Festival flag fell on my car.
4: Sorry i am late, there were cows in middle of the road. Again, no...i am not joking.
3.Sorry i am late, my watch is made in Malaysia
2.Sorry i am late, some Mat Rempit flew into the river. I just have to stop my car and watch that.
NO. 1. Sorry I am late,I am a MALAYSIAN.
Life at 20
Second post of the day, BRAVO!(for not doing assignments and writing stupid crap) I dont want to leave a blog with just one post, doesn't motivate me to blog the next time around. It's funny that i only introduce myself on my second post. Absolutely nothing to do with low self esteem or what so ever. Hate it when people assume the cause of ur problems and put it in a mumbo jumbo medical term. Thanks for helping but no thanks.Life at 20. I always wondered what i would be like when i am an adult when i was a kid, always pictured myself in Neo's long black trench coat from the Matrix and i dont really know why. Must be very appealing to me when i was a kid, now i just think it's stupid for wearing black and such a thick clothing on a hot climate country. Stupid "young" Foo Tong. Now i just aspire to be a designer who wears a long trench in NEW YORK always holding a flask filled with Starbucks coffee and has a zesty attitude. MMMM ZESTY. Well i am close to that accept i dont have starbucks on my hand all the time and i dont wear trench coat in New York. But to be honest, i dont really think of myself as an adult nor do i believe i am (absolute nothing to do with my low self esteem or immaturity you MEDICAL PEOPLE!) I just felt like time went by really fast, like really really FAST. Felt like yesterday i just came into high school with an obsession with Pokemon.But one thing that changed in me is that i had been more bitter towards life and people and i nolonger had hope to strife for perfection. I have learned the nature of people and by the looks at it, i am very dissapointed and confused. If u read back my old blog post, u could see a vast difference from the person i am now and the person i was before. As in my faith with God, it's nolonger that strong, i have doubts now. Sad. Do miss the good old days. Anyways, here's a picture of me "now". I chose the best picture of course.
First post are always the most passionate
Here am I again with a new blog with the same old template that i always use and absolutely no idea what to write. I notice i left alot of internet accounts unattended like Tagged, Flixster and Friendster. Friendster lol, that thing is almost erased from my mind but i intend to leave it there for nostalgic purposes. Nice to know who you were once a while and look back at old pictures (I WAS SO SKINNY). My gmail is propably the place i dump all the unwanted email.I thought i "respect" my gmail account abit by nottttttt subscribing updates to random social websites like Tagged. What the hell is Tagged? Yea, Facebook killed all the other social websites.Blame Facebook, but i love Facebook. Thinking back the only reason i use it is because my crush was there. Now we are not even friends. The irony sometimes makes me laugh. GOSH SO EMO MAN. Dont want this to turn up like my old blog. Full of emo ramblings. Reading it makes you want to kill urself. dandygray.spaces.live.com
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