To Cheese

Cheese is jealous because i din talk about him in the previous post so i decided to write him a poem.Here goes.

Cheese, cheese,
likes to piss,
Cheese, cheese,
i like to tease,

His body is like jelly,
but he's not that smelly,
not like me,
lu ki si!

Cheese, cheese,
extra cheese,
give me two piece,
extra large please,

he likes to go to bun-the,
where is it i wonder,
Cheese where is BUNTHE?!
Cheese you mother......

crap i found in friendster #2

Lol found more crap from my friendster blog, what i thought of people when i first came into the college

Elyas!!!!!!!!!! he is like my indian muslim bro or sumthing, we share the same locker which is totally cool (he suggested it), i trust Indians, coz they are the only race with the whole brotherly thing, u hurt one of them u hurt all of them, i can totally trust him to leap out and take a bullet for me lol

Luis!!!! i wasnt close to him last time but now we r like…telling each other our crush…and like pervertive jokes…..super!..and his driving…u totally need to hold that handle thing on top of the door.

Azlin!!!!! she’s one cool lady, totally can talk to, friendly and charming, and very lively as well. Class is less boring and less kiasu with her around.

Gan!!! Gani gani gun gun…cool guy…very funny ..totally love his jokes…if u mix with him u will propably think chinese educated people are like so much more funnier then we bananas

Cody!!!!!!!! i just love making fun of Malaccans, not sure why, but like JUST love to make fun of Mallacans. Cody responses. U poke him he make noises. Fun!

John!!!!!!!! Barli!!!!!!!!! thats all i need to summarise John lol

Zon!!!!! so artistic!!!!! geramnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! i like so totally wan to steal his artwork and make it mine.

Ka Ho!!!! very handsome, cant walk beside him when going to the canteen coz he pretty much steals all the attention, i like his dance.

Andrew!!!!!!!!! quiet guy…he is nice

One Way!!!!!! hahahha reminds me of Hagu from Honey and Clover…petit and cute..Gan always call her “siou mei mei” “cant find ur mummy ah?” shes a guitar sifu >bows

Doreen!!!!!!!!! Luis is like totally want to make it look as if i am in love with her, Luis haih… she calls me “wuliao”(lame)…but still she lends me tracing paper lol

Ming Tien!!!!!! i like to talk ghost stories with her!!!!

Koh Su Qi!!!! thanks for the pin!!!!! remember our group study yea!!!

Yuiko!!!! Anime Girl!!!! acts like an anime girl too.fun and lively.

Melyana!!!!! SHE LOVES MELBOURNE AND MALAYSIA!!!!!

Jo!!! i love her accent!!! and i like to ask her bout Jakarta!

Angelina!!!!!!!! she bullies me T.T but she is nice, she gave me a plaster. 2 plasters to be exact

Jen Ying!!! she made me pin my hair to school!!!!!! she always wear black..wonders~

Su Ting or Yen Ting!!! so sorry i forgot ur name!!! i was told she talks like me..hmmm wonders

Carmen!!! very friendly, she’s nice, her boyfren is nice and friendly too.Memang secocok.

Benjamin!!! hmmm not really that close to him but i look forward to know him more

Ish!!! At first when i ask what’s his name he was like, “call me ish” i was like “what?! Komunis?!” so embaressing. He is very enigmatic. Rarely comes to class.Rarely talks. But his art is nice tho.

Top 10 possible excuse for being late in Malaysia

10: Sorry sir i am late, some big shot Dato' need to stop traffic to go buy groceries.
9:Sorry i am late, some police men need to drink coffee today.(Police road blocks)
8:Sorry i am late, there were some drunk Indians dancing in the middle of the street.No.... i am not joking.
7.Sorry i am late, there are alot of Malaysian drivers blocking my way. (lousy drivers)
6"Sorry i am late, i had no choice but to stop my car and laugh,"
" WHY?"
"I saw a proton Saga Limousine version."
5. Sorry i am late, a Chingay Festival flag fell on my car.
4: Sorry i am late, there were cows in middle of the road. Again, no...i am not joking.
3.Sorry i am late, my watch is made in Malaysia
2.Sorry i am late, some Mat Rempit flew into the river. I just have to stop my car and watch that.
NO. 1. Sorry I am late,I am a MALAYSIAN.

Life at 20

Second post of the day, BRAVO!(for not doing assignments and writing stupid crap) I dont want to leave a blog with just one post, doesn't motivate me to blog the next time around. It's funny that i only introduce myself on my second post. Absolutely nothing to do with low self esteem or what so ever. Hate it when people assume the cause of ur problems and put it in a mumbo jumbo medical term. Thanks for helping but no thanks.Life at 20. I always wondered what i would be like when i am an adult when i was a kid, always pictured myself in Neo's long black trench coat from the Matrix and i dont really know why. Must be very appealing to me when i was a kid, now i just think it's stupid for wearing black and such a thick clothing on a hot climate country. Stupid "young" Foo Tong. Now i just aspire to be a designer who wears a long trench in NEW YORK always holding a flask filled with Starbucks coffee and has a zesty attitude. MMMM ZESTY. Well i am close to that accept i dont have starbucks on my hand all the time and i dont wear trench coat in New York. But to be honest, i dont really think of myself as an adult nor do i believe i am (absolute nothing to do with my low self esteem or immaturity you MEDICAL PEOPLE!) I just felt like time went by really fast, like really really FAST. Felt like yesterday i just came into high school with an obsession with Pokemon.But one thing that changed in me is that i had been more bitter towards life and people and i nolonger had hope to strife for perfection. I have learned the nature of people and by the looks at it, i am very dissapointed and confused. If u read back my old blog post, u could see a vast difference from the person i am now and the person i was before. As in my faith with God, it's nolonger that strong, i have doubts now. Sad. Do miss the good old days. Anyways, here's a picture of me "now". I chose the best picture of course.

First post are always the most passionate

Here am I again with a new blog with the same old template that i always use and absolutely no idea what to write. I notice i left alot of internet accounts unattended like Tagged, Flixster and Friendster. Friendster lol, that thing is almost erased from my mind but i intend to leave it there for nostalgic purposes. Nice to know who you were once a while and look back at old pictures (I WAS SO SKINNY). My gmail is propably the place i dump all the unwanted email.I thought i "respect" my gmail account abit by nottttttt subscribing updates to random social websites like Tagged. What the hell is Tagged? Yea, Facebook killed all the other social websites.Blame Facebook, but i love Facebook. Thinking back the only reason i use it is because my crush was there. Now we are not even friends. The irony sometimes makes me laugh. GOSH SO EMO MAN. Dont want this to turn up like my old blog. Full of emo ramblings. Reading it makes you want to kill urself. dandygray.spaces.live.com