The Chronicles of Procrastination

1)It's morning, u have a whole day ahead of you so you thought, hmm why not you takeit  easy and sleep a little longer, before u know it, 3 f*cking PM

2)Technically u just woke up so you thought, "ah, why not i take a rest for a while", have some "breakfast", watch some tv, "ah, my favourite show is on marathon today",...poof...f*cking 7 pm.

3)dinner time, family is important right, hey why not i use this hour of food consumption to spend a little time with my beloved genetically related human beings.  chat chat  chat eat eat eat...9pm

4)" ok time to be serious now, the least i can do is turn on the computer, hmm while at it why not i check whats happening in facebook, it'd be rude not to reply wall post and what not right," 12 pm

5) at this point u r depressed, desperate, you start evaluating what u are doing with ur life, u tell urself "oh well if i stay up through out the night i could make up for lost time" you open the program u needed to use to do your work, ACCOMPLISHMET!  u reward urself with 3 more hours of facebook and youtube videos of cats.... 3am

6) You know if you dont do it now, you are not gonna make it. You should totally finish up the work now IFFFFFF  you could only find the motivation to actually do the work. You tell urself, "perhaps if i wake up early tomoro i can finish up this before the dateline at 1pm," so u take a short nap, rest your eyes.....

7) 1pm...fuck....