1.Do you know, statistic says, a certain amount of death of children is caused by choking on fish ball while eating fish ball?
A.Yes
B.No
2.Do you know what is fish ball choking?
A.Yes
B.No
3.What?! Explain, explain!
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4.Do you know it's very serious? Do you know it's very serious? Do you? Do you? It's very serious ok!
A.Ok ok ok
B. Yada Yada
5.What's wrong with you???!!!!
A.What The Heck!!!!
B. Chill chill
6.Do you think fish ball choking is a laughing matter?
A. Yes (F you!)
B. No
7.If there was an organization to warn people about the hazards of eating fish ball, what do you think it should be called?
A. Awareness Against Fish Ball Choking (A.A.F.B.C.)
B. Petition Against Spherical Food (P.A.S.F.)
C. Anti Chinese Food Club a.k.a. Ima A Racist
D. United Against Balls (U.A.B.)
8.How are you?
A. Good.
B. Hi!!!
9.What should u do when someone is choking on fish ball?
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10.What's your opinion on the issue of fish ball choking?
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11.What do you think of this survey?
A.Good
B.Very good
Friday, May 28, 2010
Songs, I THINK, you have to listen before you die.
OK OK I KNOW I HAVE BAD TASTE IN MUSIC HAHA, but this is a list of songs that I THINK you should at least TRY to listen to before you die hahaha. If my life was a movie, this songs probably is gonna be the Original Soundtrack of the movie.
Dido- White Flag
Fallout Boy - I am Like Lawyer with The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (WOW this is a long name for a song)
Jimmy Eat World- work (reminds me of my high school days)
Jimmy Eat World- always be (reminds me of falling in love)
Jewel - Again and Again (Reminds me of a bad morning coz i use to set it as my alarm haha)
Madonna- Don't Tell Me
Maroon 5- She will be loved (who doesnt like this song, oh come on)
Vanessa Hudgens- Say OK (Somehow this song seem to appear in a lot of my fren's playlist)
The Tings Ting- Great DJ (l think it will be a BLAST if i listen to this when i am high)
Six pence none the richer - Breath
REM - Imitation of Life
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Zephyr
Creed - Six Feet From The Edge (The Mtv for this very cooool at that era)
The Cranberries- You and Me (always reminds me of my relationship with God)
Michele Branch- Goodbye
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps
How to make people like you.
1. If you are smart, NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW! No need to show off in class.
2. Jokes you learn from "101 VERY FUNNY jokes" books are not VERY FUNNY.
3. Repeated jokes are as funny as watching a snail move from A to Z.
4. Committing suicide? First attempt, we try to stop you, second attempt, we seek help for you, third attempt, we pity you, forth, here, try this gun.
5.He forgot your birthday, its ok, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!
6.If you call someone at 3 am, don't ask,"Are you sleeping?" Yes..... they are sleeping.
7.Cut your own wrist, good, everyone is happy for you, STOP TAKING PICTURES OF UR CUT WRIST AND SENDING IT TO ME!!
8.PICK UP YOUR BLOODY PHONE!!!!!!!!!
9.If you are fat to the extend you need two seats in the cinema to sit on, don't ask people, "Am i fat?" It's VERY pressuring, VERYYYYYYYYYY.
10. BATH!
Friday, May 21, 2010
Review for Nightmare on Elm Street, now more CGI-ed

So, ok, a bunch of teenagers with like really huge torchlight who like to go to dark places alone, like wtheck is wrong with u guys, stop going to dark places alone urgh, is like slowly dieing one by one in their sleep. When these kids goes to sleep, they will have nightmares and let say Freddy slash them in their dreams when they wake up, the scars are there. Well u guys should be thankful u guys wake up from ur nightmares with scars, when i wake up from my nightmares i WET my pants. Scars are cooler. So if they get killed in their dream they die for real. Full stop.Ok, A lot of people was going like "the old one was better, the old one was better" like shut up you bunch of I-prefer-the-original guys are sooooo predictable.Oh yea?! when is the last time u like a movie remake. Well, the old one was good but so is this. The scary parts are scary coz it really caught u off guard, coz when u r dreaming, monsters can appear from anywhere and they will always come out with a loud out of tune violin sound darn it. I believe if i mute this whole movie i wont get scared coz half the time i was closing my ears. But One thing i like about this movie is that u dunno who the main character is at the start which is good, coz normaly at the early stage of the movie when you see the main character and the killer you will be like, "She's not gonna die duhhh" and u just sit there and watch her running around frantically while u enjoy ur orgasmic popcorn. The original one was a little dramatic, like Freddie making his victims into a puppet or Freddie turns into a big giant worm to swallow his victims, this was a little more realistic, a bit la not much still have that hint of Freddie ridiculousness in it. Basically, i like it, not sure u do, watch it if u can.
The following are random thoughts i had when i was watching the movie.
"uh she should have known, blondes always die first"
"Omgutt why u have to go into dark places alone"
"WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF"
"why are u bathing in the bathtub, u noe people always die in the bathtub in this kind of movie, bath tub full of blood has a dramatic feel to it"
"It's always at the back of the mirror u dumbo"
"when u look right and left and the killer is not there, it's always at the back dumbo"
"why are u hiding in the closet, can u be be anymore predictable"
"oh Gutt Freddie, stop scratching the blackboard with ur finger, Guttt"
"duh, u r still in the dream"
"Oh come on, you noe the killer isnt dead yet"
Monday, May 17, 2010
I Will STALKING You~~
this is a song dedicated to all the people thats been stalk by their stalker..
this is the original version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgIevbqyw9M&feature=related
This is my version
Stalking, Stalking and Stalking
I will Stalking you~~~
stalking you wherever you may go~
I will keep adding you on FB~~~
Your Picture I will copy and keep~
Keep it safely~~~~~
I will Stalking you~~~
(stalking you)
Ever since i got my eye on you
The near you i always must be
(must be)
And nothing can keep me from you
YOU ARE MY DESTINY~~~~!!!
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Review for Robin Hood, YEA THE NEW ONE

GSC popcorn is really orgasmiccccccally scrumptious. It has like the really buttery oily butter coating to it that is not too sweet nor too tasteless, and when you pop it in your mouth, it melts away like cream and inducesssss maxxxxxxximum pleasure to ur taste buds mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm so orgassssssssssmic. And it has that slight crunchy texture to it which fabulously pops in your mouth mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm so turned on. the popcorn always comes in the box with really elaborated orgasssssssssssssssmiccccccccccc design to further more enhance the great succulent taste of the orgasmiccccc popcorns. To top that up, you have your zesty ice lemon tea to drown down those orgassssssmic popcorn to further induce a multiple hot and cold combo of MAXXXXXXXXimum pleasureeeeeeeeeeeee, so gooddddddd mmmmm mmm mm m m m m mm m m m. Oh the movie? It was boring.
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