Monday, April 14, 2014

What clients say and what they mean (interior design)

1) what they say
 "Design something simple"
what they mean
"cheap cheap cheap, everything has to be cheap"

2)"I want luxurious design"
what they mean
"i want shiny glossy things in all four corners of the wall, empty wall is INSULTING! Marble and gold lining the heck out of everything! Ah....and i want it 'simple' (cheap)"

3) "Think outside the box"
what they mean
"college student designs"

4)" I want something unique, never been seen in the world"
what they mean
"college student designs (without the research image)"

5) "ASAP"
what they mean
"i don't really need it tomorrow, but, oh well what the heck, i paid u , tomorrow it is then" (well to be fair some of the time they are really in a hurry)

6)"slight changes"
what they mean
"i like what you did, but i saw this fantastic research image on the net....all u need to do is change the wall, the ceiling, the floor, and pretty much all of the furniture....no problem right...i need it tomorrow"

7) "it looks very 'indian'" (applicable only in Malaysia)
what they mean
"too much colours" (i am not racist but base on my experience most of the time that's what they mean)

8) "european style"
what they mean
"china style that TRIES to be european style" (coz most of the research image they gave me is from china)

9) "your design fee is too expensive"
what they mean
"I am under the impression that i only need to pay u 50 bucks or preferably free"

The Chronicles of Procrastination

1)It's morning, u have a whole day ahead of you so you thought, hmm why not you takeit  easy and sleep a little longer, before u know it, 3 f*cking PM
2)Technically u just woke up so you thought, "ah, why not i take a rest for a while", have some "breakfast", watch some tv, "ah, my favourite show is on marathon today",...poof...f*cking 7 pm.
3)dinner time, family is important right, hey why not i use this hour of food consumption to spend a little time with my beloved genetically related human beings.  chat chat  chat eat eat eat...9pm
4)" ok time to be serious now, the least i can do is turn on the computer, hmm while at it why not i check whats happening in facebook, it'd be rude not to reply wall post and what not right," 12 pm
5) at this point u r depressed, desperate, you start evaluating what u are doing with ur life, u tell urself "oh well if i stay up through out the night i could make up for lost time" you open the program u needed to use to do your work, ACCOMPLISHMET!  u reward urself with 3 more hours of facebook and youtube videos of cats.... 3am
6) You know if you dont do it now, you are not gonna make it. You should totally finish up the work now IFFFFFF  you could only find the motivation to actually do the work. You tell urself, "perhaps if i wake up early tomoro i can finish up this before the dateline at 1pm," so u take a short nap, rest your eyes.....
7) 1pm...fuck....

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Hey ho here she goes

Who has time to blog anyway these days, who has time for anything these days actually. Go away google plus, nobody needs you. I am caught in that phase of life where i am not sure where to go and it is starting to get annoying. *sigh* life. But you know everyone certainly have time for +Robbie Williams  music though his latest song "Candy" sounds like a nursery rhyme. Ah! he could sing anything and it still sounds awesome. Robbie Williams mid life crisis playlist enjoy.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

TOP 11 EXCUSES GIRLS USE TO BREAK UP


1. I need to study (after exam still not together)
2. I am lesbian (3 month later saw her dating a man)
3. The other guy has cancer and have like 3 month more to live, and his last wish is to date me. (Based on true story, happened to my fren, after awhile still saw the other guy walking around the street)
4. Our company policy dun allow us to date (as though u care about company policy if u r really THAT in love)
5. My parents dont like you.
6. Girl "You never bought me flowers for valentines"
Guy "But i bought you teddy bears!"
Girl "ITS NOT THE SAME!"
7. I dreamt that i was drowning in the water and u did not save me. Its a sign. Its a sign. Lets breakup.
8. Our religion is not the same.
9. Our horoscope don't match.
10. I honestly love you for who you are last time but you decided to turn fat.
11. Its not you. It's me.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

hmm

The sole reason why i dun open myself to new relationship is because i am afraid. I always tend to invest myself too much for the person and most of the time, i was never returned the favor. I have to be sure u will invest as much as me before i give all that i am to you.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

10 things i learn from Final Destination 5 (partly a movie review)


1. Humans are made of jelly
2. Humans' head comes off more easily than opening a coca-cola bottle.
3. If u r hot and sexy. You die first.
4. Remind urself to NEVER get a laser eye surgery.
5. Humans have 2 big TANGKI AIR of blood.
6. Malaysian cinema censor away so much from movies that the movie finishes before u finish ur popcorn.
7. Dun be an asshole , evryone wish u die horribly.
8. Everybody dies. Sadly that's true even in real life.
9. Writers are lazy these day. They use back the same template of story line which is "They survive>ppl die>main character realise>he tell evryone>they becareful>they tot they survive>oh no they dont>the end>clap clap clap
10. This movie....all movies in fact, are better than final destination 4.(even the abomination of a movie called "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" is better than final destination 4. Dun u rmb Shark Boy Lava girl? That movie with Taylor Laudner still going thru puberty...yea that one)

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Chun Yan drank from a cup that my grandmother use to wash her fake teeth.


Hello people, it has been long since i last post anything in this blog. Then again, nothing much new in my life. Oh wait, i quit my job (kids, pls dun learn ur life lessons from this guy, he was not thinking with his brains but with his ass) anyway moving on, currently looking for a job technically i just graduated so i am not really wat people call "The-rotting-thing-at-home-that-doesn't-want-to-work-and-still-live-with-his-parents" well, i still live with my parents. so are u stfu. haha

Moving on, went to Tao with my old high school mate Winson, Guo Xiong, Wai Loon, Khay Hin, Alan. Did i forget anyone, i am kinda high right now apparently my brains dun function well at 1 am midnight. who knew. Its funny, my old high school teacher use to call me and Wai Loon anorexic twins and now i am just....fat.

Other than that, Liang Yit seems to be in the trend of suggesting us to do something stupid at night. We have to think of the craziest thing to do after 12am. Very pressuring considering there's nothing much u can do after 12 am. Evrytime i see his sms "Lets do something stupid" i feel so pressured. I replied him "stop pressuring me with ur "sumthing stupid" lol" jokingly ofcoz. But it was a blast. We went to Tesco to buy beer and a cheese burger at midnight and we partied at my house. Cheese burger+ beer at 3 am. Something tells me i'll die soon. Liang Yit was passing out cups to evryone for the beer and he pass Chun Yan a plastic cup. I din noe he did that coz later when i saw wat cup Chun Yan was using, its the cup my grandma use to wash her fake teeth. I told him. He vomited.

Other than that Gareth, Karyn and my-uncle-who-is-the-same-age-as-me-resulted-from-a-screw-up-family-tree, Jeffrey Loh gave me a free hair cut and wash my hair with a garden hose. Fantastic. We also went to the lost world of tambun and goat ate my pants. Another fantastic story.

Anyway i am gonna start a band with Wai Loon. Our band is called "Forgetting Winson" coz we have a fren named Winson which we always seem to accidentally forget his presence in group outings and accidentally left him in supermarket and other random places. Poor thing. "Where's Winson?" is a common thing u hear in our outings. So in his honor...u get my point.


Sunday, May 22, 2011

Red Riding Hood movie review

A hotter version of the fairy tale classic. No, the grandma is not the wolf.

Insidious movie review

Insidious is one of the most scariest sci-fi movie i ever watched. (Yes i know what is sci-fi). Is about ppl's soul walking away frm their body in their dreams. You know like an out of body experience. Some, people, apparently walk too far and got lost =.= leaving their body empty with no soul in it so anycreature can go inside. The movie started like a horror movie, but towards the end it kinda turn into sci-fi movie with gadgets and stuff. This show scares people not only through sound effect, but through really sickening images, nope, not blood or gory stuff like that, just pure twisted images. Imagine a girl with big wide eyes, smiling, suddenly pop out on the screen. Sometimes i wonder how the director get all these "inspiring" images. And the ghost are very "tak malu" one , they freaking just walk in front of the main characters. like "yo, whats up, i am dead" (they din say that). All in all it's a good movie, scariest movie i ever watched by far so if u r a big fan of spending rm11 to buy a ticket to scare the shit out of yourself then go for it.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Erica

Erica passed away for almost 4 months now i think its only right if i blog about her in memory of a good cat, well she is not exactly a good cat kinda naughty but she shall remain good in my mind.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

5 minute movie reviews


Gulliver Travel is about a fat guy who gotten even bigger

Rapunzel is about magical pubic hair.

Tron is a cure for people with sleeping problem. Coz it was boring anyone would fall asleep.

Lelio Popo is about Singaporeans who like to dress up as old women. Singaporeans these days~

Little Fockers is about old people using viagra.

My Soul To Take is about people killing emo kids. Bashing them to death "Emo sumore la! Emo sumore la!"

Tourist is about Johnny Depp.

Due Date is about that iron man actor in another movie.

Harry Potter 7 is about boys with magical sticks. And at the end, the bad guy got a bigger stronger stick.

Thats all the movies i watched i think. If i dun rmb it , its probably too sucky to be reviewed anyways.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Holiday Post #1

My holiday is ruined! ahhhhhh! Because my house is constantly under construction i cant go out coz i have to freaking take care of the house ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhh! At the first few daysof the construction looks like this



Monday, November 29, 2010

Happy

Have you ever been so happy about what is gonna happen tomoro that u wish u will just fall asleep so that u will fast forward to that day?

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Monday, November 22, 2010

This is honestly in my work report

After three months of the practical training program arranged by KDU for student to get experience in the outside world, I have learned a fair amount of lesson both academically and behavior. Practical Training was a bitter sweet experience for me. To be honest, I did be lying if I say I enjoyed this practical training because the last few months, was by far one of the scariest and shocking phase of my life. It certainly had its fun side to it for example learning new skills to realize my artwork and also meeting a new range of people in the working world but most of the time, I was afraid; I had never been more scared in my life.

Going to work was equivalent to going to a battlefield for me, feeling like I was sent to a warzone of unknown danger. I felt I was ill prepared both mentally, behavior wise and in skills which is all entirely my fault for not concentrating more in class last time. At work, I was afraid the boss would ask me to do something that I did not have the skills to do yet and was afraid whether my boss would accept my ideas. I truly regretted all those times I could have utilized to improve my skills before my practical training. I felt like a soldier thrown into a battlefield without a gun. I was terrified till the point I was constantly sick.

The fear was a good thing, because out of the fear, it managed to drill in a few lessons through my thick stubborn numb skull about good working ethics. Before practical training, I was constantly late to appointments and coming to this training has taught me the importance of punctuality. It also taught me the importance of efficiency in work and that things need to be done fast and well. Meeting up with dateline is important because in the real world, clients will not give you 5 minute allowance or a day of postponed datelines. Not meeting up with deadlines not only would cause trouble to us but also it might waste other people’s time.

Academically wise, I have learned so much skills. I have learned to use programs like Sketchup and 3d Studio Max which I was clueless to before this. I have learned how to put materials on 3d models, rendering views and also how to draw detail drawings using Autocad.

Other than that, I also learn about things like how to converse with contractors and clients using professional terms and also had the opportunity to look at how things are constructed. I also learn about materials, what are cost friendly and what are not and doings designs that are more practical and easily acceptable by clients

I hereby would like to thank numerous people which help me through this Practical Training. First, I would to thank my boss, Benjamin Lim for his patience and kindness in sharing his knowledge to me and I have truly regretted for burdening him at times. Would also like to thank him for the opportunity he had given me to work in his company which was a good learning experience. I would like to thank my lecturers in KDU for their constant guidance through my internship and for giving me a rough guide line of what I should and should not do in internship.

Other than that I would like to use this opportunity to thank two of my friends, one is Elyas, for he had help me go through the first week of my internship which was tough for me because I did not know how to render and use 3d max yet. He had taught me everything he knew and was a constant moral support to me as a friend through the remainder of the internship. The second friend I would like to thank is my colleague, KY Ooi, for he too was a constant support to me throughout the internship as we are the only two employees in the company and many times had to depend on each other. Also would like to thank him for keeping me company and we have certainly shared a fair share of fun in our working life. I would also like to thank God for He is the person I could depend on when all else fails. Last but not least I would like to thank my parents and my sister for they have been effortlessly trying to help me with my working life by forcing me to wake up early and constantly calls me to check whether I was doing fine.

Overall I could only say, practical training was a bitter sweet experience and was glad I went through it as it was a good learning experience and a big wakeup call for me.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

A normal convo in Foo Tong's family

Scenario 1
Me: Dad u always look down on saying i'll be beggar and stuff like that when i was young.
Dad: i where got say u become beggar...i say u become MPPP only (serious tone)

Scenario 2
Dad: i din come all the way from KL just to hear u argue with ur mom.
Me: But dad, mum is very naughty.
Dad: Ya....i know ur mom is naughty (Mom was beside dad)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The Buzz Lightyear Model Kit

Been wanting to blog about this for a long time but didnt had the time coz i was busy, yes, Foo Tong can be busy too u noe hahaha i noes its a little childish but i bought myself, with my own money, a Buzz Lighyear model kit from toy'r'us coz i am a huge fan of Buzz lightyear since i was a kid. The box says for children 5 and above, i am 5 above! it din say where the age shud stop so i pretty much am legitimate to play this sort of thing. In ur face!
this is the manual on how to assemble the buzz lightyear, well i thought "its not exactly rocket science" so i tot i din have to follow the manual, BAD IDEA.
this is the box



these are the pieces, ignore my leg (gosh i really have bad skin huh)
Well as mentioned, at first i din want to follow the manual, bad idea, coz this model kit, if u ever connect the wrong pieces together ITS VERY HARD to disconnect the pieces again. I ALMOST PEEL MY FINGER NAIL OFF. So i thought i follow the manual, turns up, even if u follow the manual precisely, you will still GET IT WRONG DARN! And they say it's for kids above 5?! The toy designer is a bit ambitious lo. If a 5 year old were to try to assemble the pieces they would get frustrated and start swallowing the pieces. I noe i said its not rocket science, IT IS ROCKET SCIENCE. 5 and above pffff hahahah. Well in the end what u get is pretty worth the effort, and they also give some colouring pad and some like cute stickers but i wont upload the colouring pad, coz it will make my toy look childish.(and also i lost it) If a kid were to buy this, probably the adults will be the one fixing it while the kids just colour the colouring pads and play with the stickers

this is a product of long hours of torture and torment.
the stickers, which i end up sticking in my laptop instead of the colouring pad.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Chen Zen Legend of the fist review


lazy review this movie, just imagine Ip Man,....in superhero costume THE END. The bad guys are Japanese duh Chinese ppl never forgive so Japanese will ALWAYS be bad guys in Chinese movies. JK JK Chinese ppl like anime and sushi.Not exactly super hero costume just that he needs to hide his identity when he whack the Japanese b*stards, i mean the ones in the movie, i am not racist, i love the ones who provide me Naruto and Bleach. Ok fine, my review not attractive enough?, imagine Ip Man, in superhero costume, stripped naked. Good enuff girls?! GO WATCH. Ok fine, on more serious note, love the action, the fights are great, deep plot only advise pls dun walk in the cinema expecting an Ip Man 3. coz its not, more talks and plots than Ip Man which is good, coz it gives the story some value, not to say Ip Man has no value, just MORE value. Uh.... ok....good movie, walk in to this movie with no expectation of Ip Man 3 u be fine. i give this movie 10 star out of 10.

a poem for you to give to her

I rest my weary head upon your chest,
so close i could hear your heartbeat,
like sounds of sweet lullaby,
that sway me off to sleep,
i feel the warmth of your breath,
soothing like summer breeze,
your eyes leads a passage to your soul,
which i could lay my soul to ease,

(ARGH...lazy continue)

sda

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