Fish Ball Choking Survey

1.Do you know, statistic says, a certain amount of death of children is caused by choking on fish ball while eating fish ball?
A.Yes
B.No

2.Do you know what is fish ball choking?
A.Yes
B.No

3.What?! Explain, explain!
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4.Do you know it's very serious? Do you know it's very serious? Do you? Do you? It's very serious ok!
A.Ok ok ok
B. Yada Yada

5.What's wrong with you???!!!!
A.What The Heck!!!!
B. Chill chill

6.Do you think fish ball choking is a laughing matter?
A. Yes (F you!)
B. No

7.If there was an organization to warn people about the hazards of eating fish ball, what do you think it should be called?
A. Awareness Against Fish Ball Choking (A.A.F.B.C.)
B. Petition Against Spherical Food (P.A.S.F.)
C. Anti Chinese Food Club a.k.a. Ima A Racist
D. United Against Balls (U.A.B.)

8.How are you?
A. Good.
B. Hi!!!

9.What should u do when someone is choking on fish ball?
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10.What's your opinion on the issue of fish ball choking?
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11.What do you think of this survey?
A.Good
B.Very good

Songs, I THINK, you have to listen before you die.

OK OK I KNOW I HAVE BAD TASTE IN MUSIC HAHA, but this is a list of songs that I THINK you should at least TRY to listen to before you die hahaha. If my life was a movie, this songs probably is gonna be the Original Soundtrack of the movie.

Goo Goo Dolls - Iris

Dido- White Flag

Fallout Boy - I am Like Lawyer with The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (WOW this is a long name for a song)

Jimmy Eat World- work (reminds me of my high school days)

Jimmy Eat World- always be (reminds me of falling in love)

Jewel - Again and Again (Reminds me of a bad morning coz i use to set it as my alarm haha)

Madonna- Don't Tell Me

Maroon 5- She will be loved (who doesnt like this song, oh come on)

Vanessa Hudgens- Say OK (Somehow this song seem to appear in a lot of my fren's playlist)

The Tings Ting- Great DJ (l think it will be a BLAST if i listen to this when i am high)

Six pence none the richer - Breath

REM - Imitation of Life

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Zephyr

Creed - Six Feet From The Edge (The Mtv for this very cooool at that era)

The Cranberries- You and Me (always reminds me of my relationship with God)

Michele Branch- Goodbye

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps

How to make people like you.

1. If you are smart, NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW! No need to show off in class.

2. Jokes you learn from "101 VERY FUNNY jokes" books are not VERY FUNNY.

3. Repeated jokes are as funny as watching a snail move from A to Z.

4. Committing suicide? First attempt, we try to stop you, second attempt, we seek help for you, third attempt, we pity you, forth, here, try this gun.

5.He forgot your birthday, its ok, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!

6.If you call someone at 3 am, don't ask,"Are you sleeping?" Yes..... they are sleeping.

7.Cut your own wrist, good, everyone is happy for you, STOP TAKING PICTURES OF UR CUT WRIST AND SENDING IT TO ME!!

8.PICK UP YOUR BLOODY PHONE!!!!!!!!!

9.If you are fat to the extend you need two seats in the cinema to sit on, don't ask people, "Am i fat?" It's VERY pressuring, VERYYYYYYYYYY.

10. BATH!

Review for Nightmare on Elm Street, now more CGI-ed

So, ok, a bunch of teenagers with like really huge torchlight who like to go to dark places alone, like wtheck is wrong with u guys, stop going to dark places alone urgh, is like slowly dieing one by one in their sleep. When these kids goes to sleep, they will have nightmares and let say Freddy slash them in their dreams when they wake up, the scars are there. Well u guys should be thankful u guys wake up from ur nightmares with scars, when i wake up from my nightmares i WET my pants. Scars are cooler. So if they get killed in their dream they die for real. Full stop.Ok, A lot of people was going like "the old one was better, the old one was better" like shut up you bunch of I-prefer-the-original guys are sooooo predictable.Oh yea?! when is the last time u like a movie remake. Well, the old one was good but so is this. The scary parts are scary coz it really caught u off guard, coz when u r dreaming, monsters can appear from anywhere and they will always come out with a loud out of tune violin sound darn it. I believe if i mute this whole movie i wont get scared coz half the time i was closing my ears. But One thing i like about this movie is that u dunno who the main character is at the start which is good, coz normaly at the early stage of the movie when you see the main character and the killer you will be like, "She's not gonna die duhhh" and u just sit there and watch her running around frantically while u enjoy ur orgasmic popcorn. The original one was a little dramatic, like Freddie making his victims into a puppet or Freddie turns into a big giant worm to swallow his victims, this was a little more realistic, a bit la not much still have that hint of Freddie ridiculousness in it. Basically, i like it, not sure u do, watch it if u can.

The following are random thoughts i had when i was watching the movie.

"uh she should have known, blondes always die first"

"Omgutt why u have to go into dark places alone"

"WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF"

"why are u bathing in the bathtub, u noe people always die in the bathtub in this kind of movie, bath tub full of blood has a dramatic feel to it"

"It's always at the back of the mirror u dumbo"

"when u look right and left and the killer is not there, it's always at the back dumbo"

"why are u hiding in the closet, can u be be anymore predictable"

"oh Gutt Freddie, stop scratching the blackboard with ur finger, Guttt"

"duh, u r still in the dream"

"Oh come on, you noe the killer isnt dead yet"

Sketchup tiles

I Will STALKING You~~

this is a song dedicated to all the people thats been stalk by their stalker..

this is the original version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgIevbqyw9M&feature=related

This is my version

Stalking, Stalking and Stalking

I will Stalking you~~~

stalking you wherever you may go~

I will keep adding you on FB~~~

Your Picture I will copy and keep~

Keep it safely~~~~~

I will Stalking you~~~

(stalking you)

Ever since i got my eye on you

The near you i always must be

(must be)

And nothing can keep me from you

YOU ARE MY DESTINY~~~~!!!

Review for Robin Hood, YEA THE NEW ONE

GSC popcorn is really orgasmiccccccally scrumptious. It has like the really buttery oily butter coating to it that is not too sweet nor too tasteless, and when you pop it in your mouth, it melts away like cream and inducesssss maxxxxxxximum pleasure to ur taste buds mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm so orgassssssssssmic. And it has that slight crunchy texture to it which fabulously pops in your mouth mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm so turned on. the popcorn always comes in the box with really elaborated orgasssssssssssssssmiccccccccccc design to further more enhance the great succulent taste of the orgasmiccccc popcorns. To top that up, you have your zesty ice lemon tea to drown down those orgassssssmic popcorn to further induce a multiple hot and cold combo of MAXXXXXXXXimum pleasureeeeeeeeeeeee, so gooddddddd mmmmm mmm mm m m m m mm m m m. Oh the movie? It was boring.

Dear Friend

Dear friend,

You are the beacon of light at the tunnel's end,

You are the comforting warmth like a shake of a hand,

You are the fitting piece when my heart is hollow,

You are the final chapter to my pages of sorrow.

In a long journey you are my resting pit stop,

When mountain hiking you are that drink seller on top,

You are the cooling breeze on a hot Malaysian afternoon,

When i was a kid, you are my Saturday morning cartoon,

We may lean on each other's shoulder at sad times,

Just make sure you don't blow your "hingus" on mine,

When you have asthma, i'll be your inhaler,

When you are in a rush, I am your Nike sneaker.

You are my life time partner in crime,

Ultra smooth the best at our time,

If we are robbing a bank i'll do the gangster robbing,

You just sit in the car and keep the engines running,

Dear friend,

May we be annoyingly stuck to the end,

May God bless you my dear good friend.

I Pee Man Dua

Thats the first few picture i found when i type "I Pee Man" into Google. If Ironman 2 speaks action and "When In Rome" speaks Shakespear. Ip Man 2 speaks Kung Fu. Not just any Kung Fu, its "WING CHUN!" In Ip Man One, Ip Man is fighting Japanese Godzillas and teach us why watching Anime is betraying Chinese. In Ip Man 2, he is fighting English people who talks like cartoon bad guys and a bunch of other Chinese guy who talks like cartoon bad guys. I can only reveiw this movie in two word "It Rocks" the rest are just crap bout the movie. So cool, i like his machine gun punch like a massage chair, he should get a job at OSIM or some massaging chair company since he was so poor in the movie. They should make Ip Man 3, Ip Man vs......whoever thinks IronMan rocks more than Ip Man or Channing Tatum.

My Greatest Wish (Poem)

I'd wish to wake up in the morning,

by the loudness of your snoring,

To argue who is to fold the blanket,

And a tug of war over the toilet,

Hear u complain about the coffee i made,

and annoyed by the neighbor's dog you hate,

"Stupid dog! Cant stop barking!"

"Somebody should kill that thing!"

Our day job runs from 9 in the morning to 8,

Hear your stupid excuses for coming home late,

Those are my greatest wish.

Plan with you whether we should take up a loan,

to buy ourself a "3 bedrooms 2 toilets" new home,

We'd go through our working schedule to look for a free slot,

To slip in a vacation trip together that we've been dreaming a lot,

Plan whether we should adopt a cat or an African kid,

Trying to be kind like Angelina and Brad Pitt,

See you change your first dirty diaper,

Our days would be filled with so much laughter,

Those are my greatest wish,

You take care of my diet coz i am getting fat,

"Oh no you don't boy, you cant eat THAT!"

We'd buy groceries together to stuff the fridge up,

"You go get the ice cream i'll get the chocolate tart,"

Argue which brand of toothpaste we should get,

Cant find our parking spot coz u always forget,

Those are my greatest wish.

IRON MAN 2 Review. Is it just me or does Iron Man flies like a sissy girl?

Iron Man 2 is about a guy wrapped in tin foil,VERY expensive "tin foil" that everyone wants to get a piece of.The enemy wants it for the whole revenge mumbo jumbo thingy,the world wants it because they r obsess with Tony Stark,and the military wants it coz,well,coz that's just what they do,they WANT stuff.Movie was good, popcorn was good, friends was good, I enjoyed the movie. Though many people would complain that the amount of action dun measure up to their expectation in comparison with Iron Man One, literally cars were exploding and flying evrywhere in an interval of evry 5 minutes. I do agree. The amount of action is a little below expectation. Oh, dont tell me the lack of action is to make way for "Moral-full inspirational" persoalanan-persoalanan hidup plot developement. Let's face it, this is Iron Man, there is nothing "moral-full inspirational" about it. Lindsay Lohan movies probably has more moral-full inspirations. If i want persoalanan-persoalanan hidup, i watch Forest Gump. Iron man falls into the Transfomey-G.I.Joe-y-Crash-Boom-Bang-Senseless-Action movie. Normally not a big fan but if i am watching a Transfomey-G.I.Joe-y-Crash-Boom-Bang-Senseless-Action movie, i better be seeing a Transfomey-G.I.Joe-y-Crash-Boom-Bang-Senseless-Action movie. The thing is almost half the movie (after the bad guy's first defeat) he is preparing and preparing AND preparing to fight Iron Man again. And when they finally fight, it only lasted like, me grabbing the popcorn 3 times. But the fights in this movie was cool, especially the "duet" fights with Warmachine and the bad guy, Whiplash, totally have that whip thing going on. Just a little too short other than that it's perfect. Robert Downey Jr has good acting skills and like really big eyes, like really BIG eyes i thought it was the moon. RDJ is totally perfect to be Iron man because he brought a comedic sense to the movie. A lot of Marvel superheroes movie now KEEP putting little little scenes to hint that the Avengers movie is coming out,"OK OK we get it, Avengers is coming out next yearrr! Gawd!!" In this movie, they showed Captain America's shield and the appearance of Nick Fury and Black Widow. Pretty cool, anyway, good movie, but Dark Knight still pawns, my advice, watch this without TOO high of an expectation,i mean do expect something just not TOO high. In a non-related topic, me and Elyas was talking during the Ironman/ Warhammer "duet" fight. If I was Ironman and Elyas was Warhammer, we will be like, "Elyas, bro, bro, look at me blowing off the robots, damn turn ON wei" Elyas: "Super on la bro, wah look at how the robot head explode wei, damn turn ON wei"

P.S is it just me or does Ironman flies like a sissy girl?